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[across-online.livejournal.com]

Ahem. This thing on?


HAAAAAAAIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL IL PALAZZZOOOOOO-SAMAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Greetings, mortals and earthlings and peons alike! I, Excel, have come to tell you all about the greatness and superiority of ACROSS - the Organization for the Promotion of the Institutionalization of the [Supreme Ideological] Ideal [on Earth]! More specifically, I have come to tell you of the supreme dishyness and general sexy body of my great lord, Il Palazzo-sama!

I am Excel, fourth in command of ACROSS, and I have been charged with the conversion of this land called Inter Net to our ideals! You are all, as of now, underlings of Il Palazzo-sama!

Questions?

Comments

[bakurinator3000.livejournal.com]

Shut up.

[across-online.livejournal.com]

No!

[bakurinator3000.livejournal.com]

YES DUMB CUNT.

THE INTERNET IS ALREADY *MY* MINION.

[stygian-destiny.livejournal.com]

...

[across-online.livejournal.com]

Ah! Do I strike you speechless with my limitless beauty and charm?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Fantastic. Another crazy person.

[miss-kuchiki.livejournal.com]

Pot. Kettle.

[across-online.livejournal.com]

I am not crazy! I am a loyal and faithful underlink of Il Palazzo-sama! He has claimed this Inter Net as a new dominion of ACROSS!

Face it, you've been conquered. Now the sooner you sit down and accept that, the better it will be for everyone. Excuse me, my underling just died again.

[got-the-ball.livejournal.com]

Hey, no way! We're not underlings just 'cause you say we are, that's unfair!

[across-online.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's not just cause I say you are, it's because Il Palazzo-sama has conquered you. Toodles!

[aquaria-forever.livejournal.com]

I think the Holy Mother would like to know what you're on about...

[across-online.livejournal.com]

I, Excel, can arrange a pamphlet!

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

...I don't think I'm conquered.

[across-online.livejournal.com]

Aha! That just goes to show how efforlessly and superbly and subtlely Il Palazzo-sama has taken over your country!

[pyramid-visage.livejournal.com]

*snort* The day I'm conquered is the day the planet starts revolving backwards.

[across-online.livejournal.com]

Il Palazzo-sama can do that, you know.

(OOC: Pyramid-f***ing head is on here?)

[bloodred-flamel.livejournal.com]

The internet isn't a tangible thing, retard number 2.

[across-online.livejournal.com]

Interesting feedback, minion! Would you like to accept a place under me as a servant of the ACROSS army, with the mission of making things more tangy?

[heylingenius.livejournal.com]

Wait, wait. So this Il Palazzo guy is trying to do what exactly?

[across-online.livejournal.com]

He has taken over your Inter Net! You are now a happy and content minion of the ACROSS organisation. Please go about your daily appointed work.

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

Yes, I do have a query. Do you require a psychiatrist?

[across-online.livejournal.com]

Hurrah, a query! Thank you for your feedback, Il Palazzo-sama appreciates it, and will get someone to read it all personally! You may expect a response through official channels very soon.

Damnit, Ha-chan died again!

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Uh, fuck your Palace-sama or whatever he is. My "lord" is Ororon, King of Demons. Who I'm trying to find. And some bint isn't gonna come over and tell me otherwise, being all "LOL, NEW KING", alright??

[xbook-loverx.livejournal.com]

Gods, another Schrodinger. -.-'

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

Would this Schrodinger you know happen to be a cat boy?