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[savetheworld]

My computer won't let me use my blog today or play Robot Unicorn Attack. Anything I click on comes back here. -o- I'm too lazy to call someone to fix it so I'll just blog here.

( ^_^)／ Hello DramaDramaDuck! I come in peace.
My name is Hiro Nakamura. I am a CEO of a software company. My office is really boring looking and I am putting an Xbox in it. I like waffles. And I really hope you are not a virus because that would be awful.

How many people are on here?

For Charlie,
Hiro

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[emberandash.livejournal.com]

Hundreds.

... You know about viruses?

[savetheworld]

Wow! So many.

Yes. Computers catch them all the time.

[askedtobe.livejournal.com]

... Hiro?

[savetheworld]

Peter Petrelli!

[trinities]

Waffles are best when they've got chocolate on them!

[savetheworld]

Chocolate waffles! I agree! Those are really delicious.

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

Why did you make that face? What's an Xbox? Software's from a computer, right?

[savetheworld]

Oh! There needs to be more FFVI fans in the world.

It means hi. How do you not know what an Xbox is?

[areyoulovers]

Oh, what cute smileys! Hello ^_^!

[savetheworld]

Thank you! (*≧▽≦)オハツでっす♪

[number1112.livejournal.com]

Robot Unicorn Attack?

[savetheworld]

This game!

[guiltapalooza]

It's not technically a virus. We call other things viruses here.

Oh, but um! My name's Willow Rosenberg, and I'm from California in 1998. I've been on the community for a few months now, so I could try to explain it if you'd like me to? But there are a lot of us.

[savetheworld]

You do? What are they like?

o.O Like in Buffy? What episode are you on?
Explainations would be very helpful, thank you!

[brokethecamera.livejournal.com]

You're stuck on this page, too?

[savetheworld]

Yes. It doesn't want to close.

[darklycharming.livejournal.com]

There are viruses everywhere here. They apparently control the people.

[savetheworld]

Like Geass? That's bad.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Oh, great. You're here.

i don't have an angry icon :(

[savetheworld]

You are supposed to be dead.

Why are you using the internet?

[dreaming-oflove.livejournal.com]

There are quite a few people here, actually!

[savetheworld]

The Azula fan said a hundred! I am guessing there is more.

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[hands4healing.livejournal.com]

Hello, Mr. Nakamura. I'm Winry Rockbell. It's very nice to meet you!

As far as I know, I'm not a virus...but I've lived through a few of them.

[...]

People leave and people come here. [Just a bit wistful.] I don't know if anyone's actually counted them all.

[video]

[savetheworld]

[ wait a second... video feed of Winry Rockbell?

Staring. Staring.

And this is Hiro falling out of his chair then quickly getting up ]

Oh! Is this a virtual thing like a Miku program?

[pink-sugargirl.livejournal.com]

It's kind of like a virus, but it isn't.

[savetheworld]

What is it then?

[hereafter-candy.livejournal.com]

It hasn't given my computer a virus yet so I think we're safe so far.

[savetheworld]

I'm glad. I would hate to release something on the company's computers. I'd get in trouble.

[indebts.livejournal.com]

... "Robot Unicorn Attack".

Ah, well... It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Mr. Nakamura. I am Earl Ciel Phantomhive, and I am the head of a toy and confectionery company. Offices are generally boring, and I'm not sure what an "Xbox" is. Waffles are rather nice, yes. I don't know what manner of "virus" you're referring to, but this likely isn't one of them.

If I had to make an estimate, I'd say there are at least two-, perhaps three-hundred members on the community.

[savetheworld]

It is a game. An Xbox is a game console. Waffles are great. You should try waffles with icecream.

Does Sebastian know you are using this, young master?

[creepyshitking.livejournal.com]

I'm more of a pancake man myself, though I can certainly see the appeal.

Dexter Morgan.

[savetheworld]

Pancakes are also good! I like them with fruit.

Really?

[reversedpolarity]

There's quite a few here, but I've never bothered actually counting.

[savetheworld]

\o/ Beam me up, Scotty! That reminds me I need to get a new phaser.

Ciel counted! He thinks about 300.

[lovedthemoon.livejournal.com]

Does that mean you're really good with these ~computers things? I've still never seen one in person.

[savetheworld]

Never? o_O What are you using right now then?

[curajas.livejournal.com]

Waffles taste good!

[savetheworld]

Waffles are my favorite. They go good with everything.

oh lord that was adorable

[theuserabides]

Hi, Hiro. I'm Kevin Flynn and I was CEO of a software company, but I'm retired.

hehe

[savetheworld]

I love Tron!

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[wheresmyleaf.livejournal.com]

About 350 now.

Work is a drag, but hey, Xbox. I wish I could hook up an Xbox in my-- it's my company, what am I saying? That's a good idea, man, thanks.

audio;

[savetheworld]

That is a lot.

You're welcome! I think Guitar Hero would make work better.

[samuraiprosecutor]

...'Robot Unicorn Attack?'

[savetheworld]

This game! It is really fun.

[audio] I'm so sorry, Jackie xD You get everyone but Claire.

[c-o-u-r-a-g-e.livejournal.com]

Blaine Anderson, at your service, Mr. Nakamura. I must admit I've spent a few mind-numbing hours on Robot Unicorns myself.

Has anyone explained to you how this place works yet?

[ audio back ] lmao don't be sorry!

[savetheworld]

Mr.Anderson... ehem. Hello Blaine Anderson! Robot Unicorn is really addicting.

A little? I am not sure if I understand.

[betterasshole.livejournal.com]

You'll wish this was just a fucking virus after awhile--those you can at least get rid of. As for how many people're here, who the fuck knows--it seems like someone new shows up every day of the fucking week.

... How the fuck do you know my brother already?

[savetheworld]

I hope kids don't learn that word from this comment.

I don't! I thought he was someone else.

video;

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Well, aren't you enthusiastic. There are quite a few of us here, mate. Probably more than you'll ever have reason to chat with.

video;

[savetheworld]

[ gohfi there's a huge gasp then-- excitement. this is either an elaborate fansite with cameo actors or the GREATEST THING TO EVER EXIST EVER ]

SPIKE!