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[timey_wimey]

Is this really how time works for normal people? You know... everything going by slowly, in the right order, with big long periods of nothing?

How on earth do any of you cope?

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he's a giant dork

[timey_wimey]

Oh, well, what can I say, you're famous.

Yeah, binary, long story short, had a bad day, wound up inside the community for a few months, but that's all sorted now. And yeah, I know him. Well, sort of. You see, he's me from an alternate future, sort of. It's difficult to keep the timelines straight on here.

[fromacupboard]

I'd ask why but apparently I'm not supposed to know yet. That's what everyone says. Hermione said it was something about books...

I'm glad that's sorted out. Binary doesn't sound pleasant. Oh. It is difficult. I have no idea what's going on half the time. Do I still call you both Doctor?

[timey_wimey]

Yeah, you'll want to avoid spoilers. It's no fun knowing about your own future, trust me.

It's not, really, it's very boring and a bit chilly. And well, you can call us both Doctor if you want, but if it helps, I'm the tenth and he's the eleventh, so you could also call us by our numbers if you wanted. If it really comes to that, that is.

[fromacupboard]

Alright. Someone like you would be the expert on that, right?

Chilly? I suppose the zeros would be cold numbers. No heat value. Just zero. Is there one through nine too?

[timey_wimey]

Not to put too fine a point on it, but yeah, I would be.

Yeah, but the first to ninth mes aren't on this community. Well, the fifth and the ninth me have dropped in here once or twice before, but I haven't seen them here in forever.

[fromacupboard]

That's brilliant.

And confusing. Do you ever lose track of yourself? I don't think I'd want to talk to another me.

[timey_wimey]

Well, it's a bit confusing when we accidentally bump into each other trying to figure out who comes from which point, and sometimes it ends up creating a stable time loop, but it's par for the course when you go around time travelling. Things sometimes happen in the wrong order.

[fromacupboard]

You're much better at keeping track of things than I am if you can do that. Or anyone I can think of.

[timey_wimey]

Oh, nah, not really. It's more like instinct in my people than anything else.