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WTF.

Why did nobody bother to tell me that Youji is a GUY?

Even there I'm not the one who gets fucked. *smirk* Not that I'm attracted to the male sex as much as you. Or rather, not at all.

For fuck's sake, why does everyone suddenly think that I'm attracted to Rufus?

Because you....are?

...who have you been talking to?

...does it matter?

...yes, if they've been saying things like that about me.

Well, I'd tell you...but I don't like being a snitch.

Fuck you all, then. So what if I do. I hate him anyway. And I hate you.

Trust me anger managment boy, the sentiment's mutual.

I would still like to ask, however: "So what if I do." Does that imply that you do, indeed, admit yourself to be gay?

I'm not gay! Kaa-san was female, and Onee-san is female, and I like them so I'm not gay!

Rufus is... pretty, that's all. And okay, maybe kind of sexy if you're into that sort of thing. But I like women too so I am not gay.

And so you're half gay. Not a big difference, you do realize. Common terminology refers to that as "bisexual."

((OOC: Pardon. Forgot to switch logins XD))

Whatever. So I'm bisexual, if that makes you shut up. But I am totally not gay, alright?

...where did Rufus go, anyway?

((OOC: No problem! Noticed and held back before replying. =D))

Not totally gay, but half, most certainly.

Rufus? How the fuck should I know. I'm not the one who's head over heals for the blondie.

Fuck you. I don't want to talk about it any more. I'm going to bed. ~~Alone, damn it.~~

Bed? Oh the horrible imagery. ~~It seems you've found Rufus, then.~~ Enjoy your ~~fuck~~ sleep!

No, I haven't found Rufus! ~~That's the problem.~~

You're....SO GAY! for the lack of any better terms.

And you're such a dickhead, for the lack of any better insults.

You do realize I take that as a compliment, right?

Great! In that case, your head resembles a huge, dribbling penis!

I don't know how far you've gotten in male anatomy, but let me inform you--because you seem to be rather confused--the head is on the penis..it doesn't resemple it. *smirk*

((OOC: So sorry!! Couldn't help myself XDD You could say it was Reno in me talking ^^))

Fuck off! I know my own anatomy!

*is unconvinced*

I am MALE, you idiot. I know what goes where and what does what, you freak.

Sorry. It's simply with your...unexplained obsession with my boss, I started wondering...

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