WTF.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Why did nobody bother to tell me that Youji is a GUY?

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[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

... Kadaj, did you break your vows to Kaa-san?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

NO! I'd never do that, Onii-san!

I admit, I had a moment of weakness and I was foolish, but you know my heart will always belong to Kaa-san.

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

Hmph. Why don't you just talk to Onee-san.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Are you trying to say I like her more than Kaa-san...? Because I do love Onee-san, but Kaa-san was far sexier than she could ever be.

((New computer, downloading AIM right now. GOODBYE WORK AND SLEEP. XD))

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

No. You rather talk to Oneesan than me. If you love her so much, let her console you.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

No! Onii-san, how could you say such things? You know you're much prettier than her, and we've been through a lot together! Why haven't you come to see me yet, anyway?

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

Because "you're so glad that" that Onee-san is here. Pppff. it's fact that I look better than Onee-san.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Of course I'm glad! She made me feel all warm and happy... not like you didn't ever make me happy, but she does it in a different way, that's all.

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

So I'm not good enough? Hmph. Go hang out with Loz.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Of course you're good enough! You're better than good enough! I want to see you, Yazoo! Come and see me!

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

I'll think about it.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Onii-san! PLEASE! We can go and kill some bitches and you can seduce women just like old times!

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

... fine.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Yayayayayaayyaaaaaay! You're the best! =D

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

I'm coming over now.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Oh! Um - can you give me an hour or so, actually? I'm kind of busy!

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

... is Onee-chan coming to see you?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

No! It's... someone else.

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

Really? So ... Loz?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

NO!

...someone who looks like Kaa-san.

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

... Really? Is my little brother going to lose his virginity?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Neeee, I think so!

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

I'm so proud! Is she/he older?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Yeah! She's like two thousand or something, and she is so hot! I'll have to give her your number when we're done!

...wait, why did you have to ask if it was a woman?

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

Oh wow.