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[crackpotcrocker.livejournal.com]

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^{(Translation: Well, would you look at that. I'm never getting away from this place, am I? No, I'm not. Considering in five years I'm going to be a godfather. FAIRIES!)}

Comments

[crackpotcrocker.livejournal.com]

Really?! You're impressed?

[knittedfluthlu.livejournal.com]

Don't get me wrong, I'm not awash with an overwhelming sensation of adoration. But instilling a sense of realism in the younger generation isn't exactly a bad thing.

And watch his wake up call on Monday on how life is a jerk :|

[crackpotcrocker.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm a jerk. But then I've been though life and I know life is a - JERK!

^{Though, it's been less of a jerk in the past two years and even less so in the past five months} but that's besides the point.

What are your thoughts on magic?

:(

[knittedfluthlu.livejournal.com]

I could comment on how life is what you make of it, but that would perhaps be speaking out of turn. And I'm sure there's much more to delve into.

Magic? Well I suppose you could say it fascinates me. Though I could do with seeing a few less wizard statues everywhere.

And I couldnt help but laugh about that first comment. Thought about the AU Crocker Existentialism!

[crackpotcrocker.livejournal.com]

That would also be being optimistic.

Yes - MAGIC! Wizard statues?

Hee xD Rose is having great fun with all this potential psychoanalysis material

[knittedfluthlu.livejournal.com]

Well and we can't possibly have that. Indeed, I must humbly ask that you forgive my transgression of bringing such an unsightly concept into our conversation.

My mother insists on littering the house with them. And that was very deliberate word choice on my part.

XD well you can with him, easily ^^

[crackpotcrocker.livejournal.com]

Alright, but only because you said that.


^{I never liked my mother.} That's besides the point.

But the fiddle sticks are they? Statues that look like wizards?
What is it they do?

So she's discovering xD

[knittedfluthlu.livejournal.com]

I am gratified to hear that.

[Rose isn't touching that statement about his mother but she's tucked it away in her memory. Oh yes]

That is exactly what they are. As for what they do? Get in the way, mostly. That and serve to irritate me, in that manner unique to my maternal parent.

[crackpotcrocker.livejournal.com]

Don't push your luck.

Hey! Look here! I know a few wizards myself and they do anything but in the way. Actually, I, myself am I.

[knittedfluthlu.livejournal.com]

I would never dream of doing so.

Remind me, where exactly did I suggest that actual wizards were either in my way or a presence in my household at all?

[crackpotcrocker.livejournal.com]

I was taking it literally?

[knittedfluthlu.livejournal.com]

Then I would suggest that you are merely reading far too much into my words.

Wait. You're a wizard?

[crackpotcrocker.livejournal.com]

Yes, I - AM!

[knittedfluthlu.livejournal.com]

Seriously? You're not just saying this to toy with my young and delicate sensibilities?

[crackpotcrocker.livejournal.com]

You want me to prove it to you?

[knittedfluthlu.livejournal.com]

[Very little actually impresses Rose and she's still trying to play it cool now. But goddamn if she is not a little curious about all this]

What are you suggesting?

[Video]

[crackpotcrocker.livejournal.com]

[See Crocker. See Crocker with a stick. See Crocker wave that stick at a book and make the book float across the room. Float book, float]

[Video]

[knittedfluthlu.livejournal.com]

[See Rose fall silent in awe. Still playing it cool but there's a definite wide-eyed look about her]