[text --> video]

[goddamncrabby.livejournal.com]

OKAY YOU MISERABLE PILE OF SHITSACKS.
I HAVE A FEW THINGS TO CLEAR UP BECAUSE APPARENTLY YOU ARE ALL INCREDIBLY FUCKING GULLIBLE AND WILL BELIEVE ANY WORDS THAT TUMBLE OUT OF ANY GRIMY MORON'S MOUTH.
SO LISTEN UP, AND LISTEN UP GOOD.

FIRST OFF, IN NO WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM DO I ENJOY BEING SMACKED BY TEREZI'S CANE.
IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH AND SHE'S FUCKING CRAZY, OKAY.
REALLY FUCKING CRAZY.

SECOND, I DON'T LIKE WEARING RED DRESSAANLDSK;JGFOAO;SIEJRGN78
AJFHO;ADSF

JOPIAEJNRJKLAHNDS
IOWJOJ;AD
ASDHIOFU

TEREZI GET THE FUAAJDIOSPFHOPNNMCBPEOWI90ADSJK
IOUIH328NJN-ASUIDRYPIKADSF
AOISDJ'AKLKAHOF7O3UNA

ADJOPFI

H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3

ASJKDFIOPJAODS;F;

TEREZI GODDAMNAJDSIFOPJAHSDFHAI

[The text cuts out to give way to video, with Terezi and Karkat acting as the stars. Terezi is currently leaning over right into Karkat's face, licking his cheek while he pulls at her hair and curses to high heaven. They are continually batting at each other with their free hands, knocking against the keyboard and the computer (which is probably how they turned on the video on accident). It's a surprise they haven't knocked it over yet.

Ah.

That is the sweet noise of young love.]

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[dr34msbl1nd.livejournal.com]

[DID SOMEONE SAY LICKING KARKAT'S FACE? BECAUSE SHE IS DOING IT. B)]

[exceedingwords.livejournal.com]

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[goddamncrabby.livejournal.com]

[THIS IS THE GROSSEST THING]

Great, Terezi, just what I wanted, all of your germs all over my fucking face!

[goddamncrabby.livejournal.com]

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[dr34msbl1nd.livejournal.com]

I saaaaaaaid you had to make me stop, and you haven't done it yet! Besides, you taste all candy red!

[IN YOUR PERSONAL SPACE FOREVERRRRRR]

[dr34msbl1nd.livejournal.com]

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[goddamncrabby.livejournal.com]

[adsjpfiojasod my spaaaaaaaaaaace]

Shut up, I am not your personal lollipop!

[STILL PULLING THAT HAIR BTW]

[exceedingwords.livejournal.com]

[And have "yell" of the following directed to Karkat and Terezi:] Terezi, stop climbing over Karkat like a banana creature and laughing like a cacklebeast.

[exceedingwords.livejournal.com]

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

[........ lol]

[goddamncrabby.livejournal.com]

[dr34msbl1nd.livejournal.com]

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Hi.

[goddamncrabby.livejournal.com]

[dr34msbl1nd.livejournal.com]

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Nothing.

[deathfangirl]

0kay that was pretty much the best thing ever
y0u tw0 are s0 cute!

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[dr34msbl1nd.livejournal.com]

[IGNORING THAT, THE HARDER YOU PULL THE MORE SHE LICKS]

But you taste really good!

[exceedingwords.livejournal.com]

[goddamncrabby.livejournal.com]

[dr34msbl1nd.livejournal.com]

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

You can't really leave a post.

[nevermind that she knows what he means, and has directed people to do the same in her posts countless times]

[goddamncrabby.livejournal.com]

[dr34msbl1nd.livejournal.com]

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Not very much at the moment, but this is sort of amusing.