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[lovelylyrical.livejournal.com]

It's strange-- nearly all of those that have found this place seem to be human, or at least humanoid, while I clearly am not. Why would it choose me of all creatures to partake in a human gathering?

Are there any other animals here at all?

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[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Not an animal, exactly, luv. But I'm not human either. ..you remind me of a friend. I'm Spike.

[lovelylyrical.livejournal.com]

But you're humanoid, at least.

I'm Charlotte.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Nice to meet you. Where I come from, even spiders are humanoid on weekends.

[madeitsquare]

Ach, I always get the oddest looks whenever I say anything in here.

... Are you a spider? I've gotta say I've never seen a talking one.

[lovelylyrical.livejournal.com]

I am-- and you look like a duck, but a dick wouldn't wear clothing, and would certainly have heard spiders speak before. Which barnyard do you live in?

[madeitsquare]

I don't live in a barnyard!

OOC

[oceanicbutterfly]

Wouldn't a condom be clothing worn by a dick?

Accidental comment, lol

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

[lovelylyrical.livejournal.com]

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

...what the fuck is this shit. Stupid fuckin' phone.

[darkling-wind.livejournal.com]

Oh? You are an interesting creature, Spider. Why, indeed, would the community link you to it?

[lovelylyrical.livejournal.com]

I'm not at all sure.

[darkling-wind.livejournal.com]

Perhaps it wishes for more variety. Humans are a rather boring bunch, after all.

[east-darkhorse.livejournal.com]

I'm not human either, spidy, if that cheers you up.

[lovelylyrical.livejournal.com]

You look it.

[ceilingshiro.livejournal.com]

Shiro has seen ducks!

[lovelylyrical.livejournal.com]

Other than this one (http://community.livejournal.com/dramadramaduck/4876909.html?thread=364915309#t364915309)?

[yodel-ay-heehoo.livejournal.com]

I'm not really a person either, but I've never heard a spider talk!

[lovelylyrical.livejournal.com]

And I've never heard a doll talk.

[crackpotcrocker.livejournal.com]

Hello, again.

I know a duck and a rat. ^{Although... I haven't seen them around for awhile now that I think about it.}

[lovelylyrical.livejournal.com]

Hello.

We have a rat at the barn. A rather odious creature, I must say.

[glass-secret.livejournal.com]

You're not human? You expect me to believe that?

[lovelylyrical.livejournal.com]

Do I look human?

[dime-is-mine.livejournal.com]

Echoing Scrooge McDuck's sentiments, don't expect to get taken too seriously here. The humans are a very annoying and stupid bunch.

[lovelylyrical.livejournal.com]

... You're a rather strange-looking duck, as well.