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CAPTAIN ᴊᴀᴄᴋ sᴘᴀʀʀᴏᴡ ([personal profile] andthehat) wrote in [community profile] dramadramaduck2011-08-02 04:38 pm

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[ Cue some very primal tribesmen turning the camera this way and that and saying things in a very native language. They drop it once. Scream at it. Poke it with a spear. There's a ripping sound---
--and Jack can be heard in the background wincing rather loudly. All the tribesmen freeze and the camera turns over to him. He's looking at his nails, keeping a serious face, and pretending that sound definitely didn't come from him.

Oh and he's on a throne.
That may have bones in it
And people are bowing at his feet.
He's also wearing a crown.
Really. ]


Par? [ motions for them to hand the camera over ] Mon... rah duckie icky-bickie. Con se se alamarah. [ They do nothing until he drags a finger along his neck ] Bleh. [ it get handed over rather quickly and turned off ]

[identity profile] drcuddles.livejournal.com 2011-08-02 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
... This is the first thing I see when I come back here.

[identity profile] drcuddles.livejournal.com 2011-08-02 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not a competition to one-up bizarreness.

[identity profile] breakhisknees.livejournal.com 2011-08-02 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I still can't believe that they made you a chief.

[identity profile] drcuddles.livejournal.com 2011-08-02 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Congratulations.

[identity profile] breakhisknees.livejournal.com 2011-08-02 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I totally believe you.

[identity profile] drcuddles.livejournal.com 2011-08-02 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't call it a tone nor would I call it snappy. It's more incredulous than anything.

[identity profile] breakhisknees.livejournal.com 2011-08-02 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I wonder if you can really tell.

[identity profile] drcuddles.livejournal.com 2011-08-02 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Like I said, it was incredulous.

[identity profile] cmdr-scruffy.livejournal.com 2011-08-02 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, good god.

[identity profile] cmdr-scruffy.livejournal.com 2011-08-02 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
No. I shan't.

[identity profile] pettedasnake.livejournal.com 2011-08-02 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
... huh?

[identity profile] pettedasnake.livejournal.com 2011-08-02 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
If you say so.

Are you God?

[identity profile] pettedasnake.livejournal.com 2011-08-02 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
That is so awesome!

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