[video]

[andthehat]

[ Cue some very primal tribesmen turning the camera this way and that and saying things in a very native language. They drop it once. Scream at it. Poke it with a spear. There's a ripping sound---
--and Jack can be heard in the background wincing rather loudly. All the tribesmen freeze and the camera turns over to him. He's looking at his nails, keeping a serious face, and pretending that sound definitely didn't come from him.

Oh and he's on a throne.
That may have bones in it
And people are bowing at his feet.
He's also wearing a crown.
Really. ]

Par? [ motions for them to hand the camera over ] Mon... rah duckie icky-bickie. Con se se alamarah. [ They do nothing until he drags a finger along his neck ] Bleh. [ it get handed over rather quickly and turned off ]

Comments

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

... This is the first thing I see when I come back here.

[andthehat]

Better this than what happened ten minutes ago.

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

It's not a competition to one-up bizarreness.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

I still can't believe that they made you a chief.

[andthehat]

Why? I'm excellent chief material.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Oh, I totally believe you.

[cmdr-scruffy.livejournal.com]

Oh, good god.

[andthehat]

Help.

[cmdr-scruffy.livejournal.com]

No. I shan't.

[pettedasnake.livejournal.com]

... huh?

[andthehat]

It's best not to attempt to understand this one, my sunny-haired darling.

[pettedasnake.livejournal.com]

If you say so.

Are you God?

[Video]

[4daladies.livejournal.com]

[Pinged by weird language and tribal men that he is unfamiliar with.

Oh look a non-tribal man. Interesting. Back to trying to figure the language out~]

[Video]

[andthehat]

Oi, tiny green haired child.

Re: [Video]

[4daladies.livejournal.com]

[It seems the verbs are...hmm?

He glances up and blinks.]

[createswithink]

First you pop out of a coffin and now you're a chief! Is that how it is for everyone in your world?

[andthehat]

I'm sure they'll tell you the answer is a rather large 'no' to that one.

[createswithink]

And you're probably not going to explain how you got into this situation either.

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

Do you know what you're doing?

[andthehat]

Yes. I'm being chief.

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

Are those bones?!

[glass-secret.livejournal.com]

...What are you up to?

[andthehat]

If only explaining was a simple task, luv.

[video]

[whatarryedoin.livejournal.com]

[...excuse him for a few moments. He has to spend a couple of seconds just...staring.

What the hell is wrong with you?

Right. We're done with staring. Now it's veiled threats and biting sarcasm time.]

...I hope for yer own safety, Jack, that that means me ship's safely anchored out of harm's way, and this is all part of one of yer famous plans.

[Come on. Please. Let him be lucky this one time.]

[video]

[andthehat]

'Course my ship's safe! Why wouldn't it be safe? I take magnificent care of my ship. It's at the beach. All safe and sound and far away from any beastie that might be sneaking up to snatch it.

Not that there is.