> [V] John: Explore LOWAS.

[airkind.livejournal.com]

-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering DramaDramaDuck [DDD] --
-- ectoBiologist [EB] is now video chatting with DramaDramaDuck [DDD] --

[John can be clearly seen wearing some kind of weird green suit, and as for where he is... Well, he's obviously not at home any more. He's in some weird glowing land with no visible sky and yes, those rivers are all made of oil! Gross. He looks pretty excited about it, though.]

Guys, I found my planet!! Isn't this cool? Okay, all the oil is kind of gross and this place is actually a little spooky, but there are these massive salamanders and stuff and they're like my consorts or something? Anyway, this is the Land of Wind and Shade! Oh, and get this - I'm the Heir, hahaha! I have no idea what I am Heir of yet, but I have some kind of special duty, I guess.

And Terezi is helping me out, too! She says these parts are boring, so she's taking me to a short-cut that will be better. I am in her capable troll hands, heheh.

[Those capable troll hands will get him killed in a few minutes. Ignorance is not always bliss!]

Hey, DDD, I have a romance question! How can two people be fighting all the time and act like they hate each other, but be dating too? I mean, Karkat just told me to tell Terezi about a "candlelight hate date" and I was like, what the hell is that? Because I'm pretty sure they're supposed to be boyfriend and girlfriend. Can you even do that??

Comments

[h8ers_gonna_h8]

That is soooooooo not okay!
I am supposed to 8e the one helping you!!!!!!!!
Man, she is totally trying to steal my spotlight.
And you should know 8y now, troll romance is complic8ed!
You can h8 someone and still 8e d8ing them.
I am preeeeeeeetty sure that Karkat and Terezi are just 8eing 8ashful, though!

[airkind.livejournal.com]

I haven't really talked to the you from my time, yet! Maybe she's busy?? Anyway, Terezi's just helping me get past this bit.

Man, I know about kismesis stuff and all that, but I thought Karkat and Terezi were matesprits, and they just don't act very romantic. I mean, the message Karkat told me to give her was like "grrr touch my bulge thing and set up a table on it for our candlelight hate date"! What does that even mean?

[ video to match ]

[h8ers_gonna_h8]

[ Vriska is curled up with her husktop in what looks like the bowels of a dungeon, chillin' ]

John, that is pretty dirty! I don't know if you can handle me explaining it!

always video~

[hugmyscythe]

[Is just sort of ignoring talkative boy and staring at the world over his shoulder. All interested-like.]

[airkind.livejournal.com]

Hi! ... Oh, are you looking at LOWAS? Hang on, haha.

[He points the camera down from whatever high point he's standing on so she can see the land better without anything in her way.] It's pretty cool, right?

[hugmyscythe]

This is all yours?

[makewayforroze.livejournal.com]

It's nice to already have a friend helping you. Does that mean you're the King of your planet?

I'm not really sure how someone can fight all of the time and still be together. It's alright to be different but I would prefer to agree on most important things.

[airkind.livejournal.com]

Yeah! Well, this whole planet is like my own personal planet, so I guess that already kind of made me kingly. But now I am the Heir of something too.

I don't think I have ever seen them agree on anything. They told me that they are dating, though, so I'm not sure!

[makewayforroze.livejournal.com]

And you don't know what it is?

Maybe they're just angry with each other right now. Sometimes people don't agree very much when they're angry over something else.

[trinities]

Sometimes people don't know how to get over themselves and just stick it in!

[airkind.livejournal.com]

Nena, that's gross!! They are my age! And also I didn't even want to think about that, ewwwwww!

/spams

[areyoulovers]

From what it seems to me, they argue with each other because they're embarrassed about their feelings! But maybe they aren't dating yet, in your timeline. That sounds a little like flirting to me!

yaaaay suki spam

[airkind.livejournal.com]

... Oh. That's kind of dumb. And not very romantic at all!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

They have some sort of hate romance.

[airkind.livejournal.com]

They don't, though! They are matesprits, which means they should be more like human romance??

[fruitfultempo.livejournal.com]

I don't know very many people with their own planet, now that I think of it. I'm glad you've found it.

And yes, I'm fairly sure you can argue with a person and still be with them that way.

[airkind.livejournal.com]

Haha, I guess it wouldn't be a very common thing. And well, there are only four humans left on my world, so I am one of the only four humans to have a planet! Which makes it kind of special??

Seriously? That's weird. They never get along! They are always fighting and arguing, and I don't even know what a candlelight hate date is but it doesn't sound nice.

[andthehat]

Clearly you've never slept with a woman before.

[airkind.livejournal.com]

Wow, gross! Of course I haven't, dude, I am only thirteen!!

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

I think the oil gives it style.

Opposite attracts, Johnny, that's why.

[airkind.livejournal.com]

It makes it smell really bad too! Don't people get high off oil? Or is that petrol??

I don't know how true that is for anything that is not magnets. If you have a huge asshole and a really nice girl, they will probably not get along very well!

[deathfangirl]

that l00ks like a very pretty planet j0hn!
i think karkat and terezi sh0w their pity by fighting th0ugh
if y0u c0nsider their pers0nalities it makes s0me sense

[airkind.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it is nice! Oil smells gross, but that's okay. There are all these adorable salamanders.

... I guess, a little? I don't know, we don't have pity, so maybe it is different from love. I wouldn't fight with someone I love.

[dr34msbl1nd.livejournal.com]

[airkind.livejournal.com]

Do I kill the denizen thing super easy?