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[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

Hey, you fuckin' petty assholes have to be useful for something, right?

I need a body. A male one. It can't be dead, like it's gotta be someone no one will miss, in good health and shit like that, and pretty young. Teenager's okay, but early twenties is ideal.

I can pay.

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[makewayforroze.livejournal.com]

That's not something you can buy! People aren't for sale!

[voice/video]

[spazgardian.livejournal.com]

I don't think so.

You can't just buy a human life.

[grancenturio.livejournal.com]

What shade of 'not dead' do you need? I can revive bodies well enough and put them in motion, but they're certainly no longer alive.

And what would you pay me that would actually be useful?

[dr34msbl1nd.livejournal.com]

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Holy shit you weren't kidding.

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

Depends on who you ask.

[video]

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

[Have a busty chick with razor-sharp teeth leering at you, Billy]

I'm not buying a human life. I'm buyin' a fuckin' body. Can't you read?

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

Nah, I don't want some undead shit. I've always used a living body, and I don't wanna risk messing around with some other kinda magic that might interfere.

I've got money, but if that ain't what's useful to you I can negotiate.

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

Fuck no. I'm sick of using this one.

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

About what?

[makewayforroze.livejournal.com]

Anyone who says it's okay to buy another person is a criminal! I'm not sure what you're trying to do but you don't have the right to do it!

[grancenturio.livejournal.com]

Hm. May I ask what the intended purpose of the body is? That might give me a direction to go in. I can put a body in stasis as well, but if it were someone at the end of their life then they wouldn't fit the 'healthy' requirements...

Money is of very little concern to me.

[video]

[spazgardian.livejournal.com]

Uh, yeah- one LIVE body.

That's human trafficking, and it's COMPLETELY illegal. You're looking at ten years without lifting a finger.

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

I can do whatever the fuck I want, bitch. I'm not lookin' for judgment, and I don't care if you think I'm evil or fucked up.

Re: [video]

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

[lololololololol, oh Billy you so funny. Her laughter isn't exactly sane, either]

One life is nothin' compared to what I've already done, kid. What the fuck do I care?

[makewayforroze.livejournal.com]

You'll be stopped. You can't go around doing things like that and get away with it.

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna possess it with my soul to extend my life.

Well what do you like? I can do somethin' for you, I guess. I'm a demon weapon. I'm good at killing people. And I'm an alchemist, too, so I can make golem servants or soldiers.

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

Eight hundred years I've been alive and I ain't been stopped yet, sweetheart.

But if you want to come stop me, I wouldn't mind showing you a bit more of what I can do with this body before I get my new one.

[video]

[spazgardian.livejournal.com]

[ He's wrinkling his nose at you Giriko, and JUDGING. ]

I don't care what you've done in the past, it doesn't make this any less wrong,

I'll warn you once- if you can't keep your hands to yourself you're going to be in big trouble.

[grancenturio.livejournal.com]

I believe I know where a body is that would suit your needs. In terms of how long it's been around, it's old, but it hasn't aged much past the early twenties. Oh, and you'd have to come here to retrieve it - I can't leave my world.

I don't have need of anyone else with those qualifications. Hm... I hate to say 'you owe me a favor' for something like this...

Re: [video]

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

[Oh no, the JUDGMENT. It BURNS.]

Oh yeah? You gonna cause me some trouble, kid?

[makewayforroze.livejournal.com]

You've been doing this for over eight hundred years...?

[He sounds very much like someone else she knew. Very much.] People like you are stopped. You're arrogant enough to not even hide what you're doing. It won't last!

[video]

[spazgardian.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

More than you can handle.

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

Fuck, you serious? If I had a body like that, I wouldn't need another one for a fuckin' long time. It gets annoying getting a new one every coupla decades, you know?

There's gotta be somethin' I can do. I've served a witch for eight hundred years. I've got skills.

[video]

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

Bring it. Bitch.