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[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

Hey, you fuckin' petty assholes have to be useful for something, right?

I need a body. A male one. It can't be dead, like it's gotta be someone no one will miss, in good health and shit like that, and pretty young. Teenager's okay, but early twenties is ideal.

I can pay.

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[makewayforroze.livejournal.com]

That's not something you can buy! People aren't for sale!

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

Depends on who you ask.

[makewayforroze.livejournal.com]

Anyone who says it's okay to buy another person is a criminal! I'm not sure what you're trying to do but you don't have the right to do it!

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

I can do whatever the fuck I want, bitch. I'm not lookin' for judgment, and I don't care if you think I'm evil or fucked up.

[voice/video]

[spazgardian.livejournal.com]

I don't think so.

You can't just buy a human life.

[video]

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

[Have a busty chick with razor-sharp teeth leering at you, Billy]

I'm not buying a human life. I'm buyin' a fuckin' body. Can't you read?

[video]

[spazgardian.livejournal.com]

Uh, yeah- one LIVE body.

That's human trafficking, and it's COMPLETELY illegal. You're looking at ten years without lifting a finger.

[grancenturio.livejournal.com]

What shade of 'not dead' do you need? I can revive bodies well enough and put them in motion, but they're certainly no longer alive.

And what would you pay me that would actually be useful?

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

Nah, I don't want some undead shit. I've always used a living body, and I don't wanna risk messing around with some other kinda magic that might interfere.

I've got money, but if that ain't what's useful to you I can negotiate.

[grancenturio.livejournal.com]

Hm. May I ask what the intended purpose of the body is? That might give me a direction to go in. I can put a body in stasis as well, but if it were someone at the end of their life then they wouldn't fit the 'healthy' requirements...

Money is of very little concern to me.

[dr34msbl1nd.livejournal.com]

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

Fuck no. I'm sick of using this one.

[dr34msbl1nd.livejournal.com]

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Holy shit you weren't kidding.

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

About what?

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

About wanting a new body.

[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Like a male prostitute?

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

Yeah, so long as he's not diseased or somethin'.

[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

I don't know how I would check that, hmm....

[material_guy]

So this's yer fetish, huh?

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

What do you think my fetish is, dumbass?

[material_guy]

Youngish, early to mid-twenties men nobody loves?

[wearecowboys.livejournal.com]

Hmmm.

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

What?

[wearecowboys.livejournal.com]

I was just thinking how much I'll miss your female body, that's all.