[Voice]

[totesnormal.livejournal.com]

[There's a static crackle before Zim's voice finally comes through. At times he talks in a loud tone, definitely loud enough to attract attention]

Hello filthy duck people of this website. I am Zim and I am perfectly normal. [He says this with more emphasis just in case you didn't get the picture the first time] So very normal!

I have a question that I'm sure one of you duck beasts can answer. What manner of website is this? Tell me!

Comments

[brokethecamera.livejournal.com]

[Who starts off a conversation by stating how normal they are...?]

It's a forum site. You use it to talk to different people.

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[defendsearth.livejournal.com]

I think the people of this website are smart enough to see though your fake disguise, Zim.

2/2

[defendsearth.livejournal.com]

...^{You don't remember -}

[makewayforroze.livejournal.com]

It's a place where people can talk to one another.

[voice]

[gandere]

You're normal. So what?

1/2

[totesnormal.livejournal.com]

Dib

2/2

[totesnormal.livejournal.com]

Remember what? What are you hiding, filthy stink beast?!

[totesnormal.livejournal.com]

[He doesn't sound very impressed] Talking to other meat stinks? Is that all it does?

[totesnormal.livejournal.com]

[That's what he heard before too and he's not convinced that is all this place does.] Apart from 'talking' what else does this duck place do? Tell me now, dirt child.

[makewayforroze.livejournal.com]

Dirt child?

[brokethecamera.livejournal.com]

Meat...stinks?

[hands4healing.livejournal.com]

Zim? Why are you calling us all beasts and filty duck people? That's pretty rude!

[totesnormal.livejournal.com]

[He repeats this again as if this term is perfectly normal, except in a more irritated and louder tone] Yes, meat stinks.

[totesnormal.livejournal.com]

[His tone becomes more irritated and louder] Do you have brain worms?! Tell Zim what he needs to know. Do it now!

[c-o-u-r-a-g-e.livejournal.com]

We're not actually duck people.

[brokethecamera.livejournal.com]

That's pretty rude, don't you think?

[defendsearth.livejournal.com]

Nothing. Space boy.

[makewayforroze.livejournal.com]

You're being very impolite right now. If you want to know something, there's a much nicer way to ask.

[wineandcartoons.livejournal.com]

Oh, a perfectly normal person? I don't think we've gotten any of those yet.

[voice]

[destroyeroftime.livejournal.com]

Why would you say you're perfectly normal? Do people think you're not?

A-also, I don't think anyone on here is actually a duck. I've only met people here.

[ He still really has no idea what a "website" is, so he doesn't even touch that one. ]

[totesnormal.livejournal.com]

LIES! THE FILTHY EARTH BOY LIES!! You are hiding something and I will find out what it is, Dib stink.

[totesnormal.livejournal.com]

[He's never been called up on this before. People normally just accept these titles.] Of course not, all the filthy little Earth monsters use it to talk to each other.

[totesnormal.livejournal.com]

Insolent fool child! Fine! I will find out what I need to know without you then!

[totesnormal.livejournal.com]

Yes, normal.

[gandere]

Didn't I just say you're normal?

[ Patience? What's that? ]