[Voice]

[totesnormal.livejournal.com]

[There's a static crackle before Zim's voice finally comes through. At times he talks in a loud tone, definitely loud enough to attract attention]

Hello filthy duck people of this website. I am Zim and I am perfectly normal. [He says this with more emphasis just in case you didn't get the picture the first time] So very normal!

I have a question that I'm sure one of you duck beasts can answer. What manner of website is this? Tell me!

Comments

[brokethecamera.livejournal.com]

[Who starts off a conversation by stating how normal they are...?]

It's a forum site. You use it to talk to different people.

[totesnormal.livejournal.com]

[He doesn't sound very impressed] Talking to other meat stinks? Is that all it does?

[brokethecamera.livejournal.com]

Meat...stinks?

1/2

[defendsearth.livejournal.com]

I think the people of this website are smart enough to see though your fake disguise, Zim.

2/2

[defendsearth.livejournal.com]

...^{You don't remember -}

1/2

[totesnormal.livejournal.com]

Dib

[makewayforroze.livejournal.com]

It's a place where people can talk to one another.

[totesnormal.livejournal.com]

[That's what he heard before too and he's not convinced that is all this place does.] Apart from 'talking' what else does this duck place do? Tell me now, dirt child.

[makewayforroze.livejournal.com]

Dirt child?

[voice]

[gandere]

You're normal. So what?

[totesnormal.livejournal.com]

Yes, normal.

[gandere]

Didn't I just say you're normal?

[ Patience? What's that? ]

[hands4healing.livejournal.com]

Zim? Why are you calling us all beasts and filty duck people? That's pretty rude!

[totesnormal.livejournal.com]

Yes, I am Zim! Rude? Silence, duck beast! This is a perfectly normal way to talk to all you little stink beasts.

[hands4healing.livejournal.com]

If you're so normal, why are you calling me a little stink beast?

[c-o-u-r-a-g-e.livejournal.com]

We're not actually duck people.

[totesnormal.livejournal.com]

YOU LIE!

[c-o-u-r-a-g-e.livejournal.com]

Not usually. You must be Dib's friend.

[wineandcartoons.livejournal.com]

Oh, a perfectly normal person? I don't think we've gotten any of those yet.

[totesnormal.livejournal.com]

Yes, I am perfectly normal.

[wineandcartoons.livejournal.com]

Well, you're about to meet the biggest group of weirdos ever, so you'd best brace yourself.

[voice]

[destroyeroftime.livejournal.com]

Why would you say you're perfectly normal? Do people think you're not?

A-also, I don't think anyone on here is actually a duck. I've only met people here.

[ He still really has no idea what a "website" is, so he doesn't even touch that one. ]

Re: [voice]

[totesnormal.livejournal.com]

There's a big headed stink boy called Dib on here that makes foolish claims that I am not. HE LIES! He's crazy though so don't listen to him.

[Video]

[4daladies.livejournal.com]

[You are loud.]

[totesnormal.livejournal.com]

Who are you and why can I see you?