[video] You really need to imagine the sappiest music possible here.

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

[This is probably an accidental post, considering there's not much going on besides Shelly, sitting comfortably on his sofa, watching some old black-and-white movie. The magic DDD camera then decides it wants to focus on the TV, so you get a close-up shot of said film.

It appears to be some kind of romance: a tall and handsome gentleman dances with a beautiful lady, their bodies pressed together - but not obscenely so, heavens, no - and his hand high on her back, and their faces...

... Suddenly, it turns out the gentleman is Shelly de Killer. As for the beautiful lady, she is none other than Dr. Temperance Brennan.]

"My dear..." [it's the gentleman speaking, and hey, Shelly's mannerisms aren't entirely out of place in a movie like this,] "I have never seen a clavicle as elegant as yours."

[A meow. Wait, a meow? There's no cat in this scene--

But there is one in Shelly's real living room. The man sits stupefied for a moment, and then brings his palm to the front of his face.]

["I'm sorry, boy," says a reassuring voice in his head that echoes in the posted video.]