[video] You really need to imagine the sappiest music possible here.

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

[This is probably an accidental post, considering there's not much going on besides Shelly, sitting comfortably on his sofa, watching some old black-and-white movie. The magic DDD camera then decides it wants to focus on the TV, so you get a close-up shot of said film.

It appears to be some kind of romance: a tall and handsome gentleman dances with a beautiful lady, their bodies pressed together - but not obscenely so, heavens, no - and his hand high on her back, and their faces...

... Suddenly, it turns out the gentleman is Shelly de Killer. As for the beautiful lady, she is none other than Dr. Temperance Brennan.]

"My dear..." [it's the gentleman speaking, and hey, Shelly's mannerisms aren't entirely out of place in a movie like this,] "I have never seen a clavicle as elegant as yours."

[A meow. Wait, a meow? There's no cat in this scene--

But there is one in Shelly's real living room. The man sits stupefied for a moment, and then brings his palm to the front of his face.]

["I'm sorry, boy," says a reassuring voice in his head that echoes in the posted video.]

Comments

[material_guy]

Clavicle. An elegant clavicle.

That's one way to try not to sound like yer staring at her tits. Most girls probably don't know how close to the chest that is.

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

... What?

[material_guy]

So that's yer type, huh? Looks a little familiar... She's on here, right?

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

...

What?

[material_guy]

Still... you were always classy, but yer kinda romantic too, huh? Unexpected. I pictured you as the more hard-boiled type at the end of the day.

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

... What is this video?!

[material_guy]

So, she got a name?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Dr. Brennan?

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

... Hmm.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Are you dating her?

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

No.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

What is this?

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

This is complete nonsense.

[emberandash.livejournal.com]

[after looking at some of the other posts]

Oh, it's showing what's in people's heads. How repetitive.

how the hell did I not see this? ;; I JUST FOUND IT NOW i hope this is okay still commenting

[ihatepsychology.livejournal.com]

I'm very confused and it's not something I'm accustomed to.

OF COURSE

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

[NO. WHY. NO.]

Er... I can... understand your confusion, indeed.

[ihatepsychology.livejournal.com]

Tidus has a number of hormones at his age that cause him to fantasize about good-looking older women, but you should no longer be subject to a hormonal imbalance that causes you to fantasize about dancing with someone you're incapable of forming a relationship with.

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

[Ouch.]

... Yes. Of course, you are absolutely right. This is... foolish.

[ihatepsychology.livejournal.com]

Yes, it is.

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

I would apologise, but this was a completely involuntary mental image, as I hope you realise.

[ihatepsychology.livejournal.com]

I don't understand why you would think about someone who dislikes you that way, but I am a firm believer that dreams don't have much reflection on reality, however disconcerting I find you dreaming about me to be.

Threadjack!

[material_guy]

Are you telling an old man it's scientifically bad for him to dream? He ain't incapable at all! Scientifically speaking.

[ihatepsychology.livejournal.com]

With other women, there is the possibility, but I would never willingly dance with him regardless of his compliments to my clavicle so this specific situation is completely ridiculous.

[material_guy]

C'mon, we can work on this. He's a nice guy.

[ihatepsychology.livejournal.com]

He's a murderer.