[From school]

[master-draco.livejournal.com]

So I'm here.

Such as it is.

I do wish that horrible ghost would stop staring at me.

Comments

[kismesist.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sorry, does my crude language offend you?

I humbly do not give a flying fuck.

[master-draco.livejournal.com]

You're very common.

[kismesist.livejournal.com]

I don't even know what that's supposed to mean. Is it meant to be insulting?

[master-draco.livejournal.com]

Stupid too.

[kismesist.livejournal.com]

Wrong. You're a human, which automatically makes you an infinite amount of times inferior to me. Your intelligence cannot even begin to hope that it will one day reach the ankle of mine.

[master-draco.livejournal.com]

So what are you then?

[kismesist.livejournal.com]

I, you puny little shitstained human, am by far superior in every way, both physically and in the intricacies of our culture and quadrant system.

I'm a troll.

[master-draco.livejournal.com]

Hmph. A troll? They're dirty, disgusting, stupid creatures.

[kismesist.livejournal.com]

Says the member of a race that actually has words like homosexuals and a friendship disease and the shittiest movie titles the universe has ever heard of on top of a weak, pink complexion and disgustingly frail bodies that couldn't even survive a day on Alternia!

[master-draco.livejournal.com]

What are you going on about?

[kismesist.livejournal.com]

Great, and you're a really fucking low one. Are you from the lower class of shithead or something?

[master-draco.livejournal.com]

My family is of the very best blood.

[kismesist.livejournal.com]

Oh god, don't tell me you're like some shitty human equivalent of a highblood.

[master-draco.livejournal.com]

I'm a pureblood.

[kismesist.livejournal.com]

I thought humans didn't have a blood caste.

[master-draco.livejournal.com]

I'm a wizard and that means I'm better than trolls or any muggles.

[kismesist.livejournal.com]

Wizards are pathetic beings who are bent on exclaiming everything is magic when really they're just pathetic beings.

Fuck knows what muggles are.

[master-draco.livejournal.com]

If you don't know then you are one. Except you're a troll too so that's extra disgusting.

[kismesist.livejournal.com]

What a biting insult. No, really, I'm hurt. Bitch tears are running down my cheeks.

[master-draco.livejournal.com]

I had to use small words because all trolls are stupid.

[kismesist.livejournal.com]

Yes, please, dumb down your already ridiculous language for me. Please.