I'M NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE!

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

YUNALESCA!

Thank you thank you thank you for the other night! You were absolutely amazing... when can we meet up again? That was so good. I wish we could do that all the time. <3

(Onii-san, now I understand why you sleep with so many women! It's so much fun!)

Oh, and... I found Sephiroth. He's... me.

((OOC: Yes, Kadaj knows there are children that read DDD, but he is not the kind of person who'd even think about using an LJ-cut for this. XD))

Comments

[bluepaw-dragoon.livejournal.com]

I'm... happy for you...?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Didn't I call pest control on your ass already?

[bluepaw-dragoon.livejournal.com]

Um... no?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Dammit, sometimes I wonder where the money from my taxes is going.

[bluepaw-dragoon.livejournal.com]

...what?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Well, it's obviously not funding whoever deals with culling vermin, is it?

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

Congratulations. Have you gotten drunk yet? I understand it's traditional!

[bluepaw-dragoon.livejournal.com]

...

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

No, I was sober! I wanted to be able to remember every minute of it. I feel so good today.

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

I meant afterwards. To celebrate! But then you'd be hungover, so I guess that would suck.

What about Sephiroth? That guy was sorta scary when he hung around Hollow Bastion.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Wow. I'm happy for you Kadaj! I don't think I know Yunalesca, but from the sounds of it, she seems nice.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Oh, right. Heh. Well, I'm going to have a drink with Shiro when he comes over, does that count?

Sephiroth turned up when we were doing it. I guess maybe Yunalesca is related to Kaa-san after all. I think he's pretty cool, but I'm not really in control when he turns up.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Thanks dude, I knew you'd be happy for me! She's awesome. She looks just like Kaa-san.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Looks like things are looking up for you! ^^ She looks like your Kaa-san? Cool.

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that counts!

Uhh...how'd he show up?

[the_zackman]

. . . You better be referring to Yazoo with that "onii-san".

((I just realized. I'm so amused that you've got Kadaj speaking Japanese and I've got Zack speaking German. XD))

[summonings.livejournal.com]

Y-Yunalesca! You know someone named after Lady Yunalesca!?

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

You? Had sex? ...

*fell off his chair laughing*

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, it was good for me too.

((OOC: ;_; Your Sephiroth/Yunalesca wins at LIFE))

[candyismyotp.livejournal.com]

Wow.

...How much did you have to pay her? XD

[albhed-dreamer.livejournal.com]

You... Yunalesca... WHAT???

EW EW EW EW EW MY EYES MY EYES EWWWW GROSS~!!!!!

[skypirate-me-up.livejournal.com]

Congratulations! Please don't mind the heavy sarcasm.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Oh, I think Yunalesca may be related to Kaa-san after all, because when I mix with Kaa-san's genes... I'm Sephiroth.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

YES I was talking about Yazoo. Why, Zack? Got something to hide?

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

...oh.

Wow. That is majorly weird.