I'M NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE!

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

YUNALESCA!

Thank you thank you thank you for the other night! You were absolutely amazing... when can we meet up again? That was so good. I wish we could do that all the time. <3

(Onii-san, now I understand why you sleep with so many women! It's so much fun!)

Oh, and... I found Sephiroth. He's... me.

((OOC: Yes, Kadaj knows there are children that read DDD, but he is not the kind of person who'd even think about using an LJ-cut for this. XD))

Comments

[bluepaw-dragoon.livejournal.com]

I'm... happy for you...?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Didn't I call pest control on your ass already?

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

Congratulations. Have you gotten drunk yet? I understand it's traditional!

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

No, I was sober! I wanted to be able to remember every minute of it. I feel so good today.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Wow. I'm happy for you Kadaj! I don't think I know Yunalesca, but from the sounds of it, she seems nice.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Thanks dude, I knew you'd be happy for me! She's awesome. She looks just like Kaa-san.

[the_zackman]

. . . You better be referring to Yazoo with that "onii-san".

((I just realized. I'm so amused that you've got Kadaj speaking Japanese and I've got Zack speaking German. XD))

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

YES I was talking about Yazoo. Why, Zack? Got something to hide?

[summonings.livejournal.com]

Y-Yunalesca! You know someone named after Lady Yunalesca!?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

It IS Lasy Yunalesca! THE Yunalesca!

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

You? Had sex? ...

*fell off his chair laughing*

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Yeah, finally!

...wait, what's so funny?

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Aw~ I think someone's jealous that he didn't get to be Kadaj's first...

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, it was good for me too.

((OOC: ;_; Your Sephiroth/Yunalesca wins at LIFE))

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Yunalesca! You're fantastic! When can we meet up again? I want to be as good as Sephiroth was! Please?

((OOC: YOU MADE ME DO IT. You made me BREAK PEOPLE. XD))

[candyismyotp.livejournal.com]

Wow.

...How much did you have to pay her? XD

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Nothing, you asshat. She wanted me.

[albhed-dreamer.livejournal.com]

You... Yunalesca... WHAT???

EW EW EW EW EW MY EYES MY EYES EWWWW GROSS~!!!!!

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

...huh. I bet you're one of those girls who likes fluffy pink bunnies, aren't you?

[skypirate-me-up.livejournal.com]

Congratulations! Please don't mind the heavy sarcasm.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Wait, you hate me don't you.

[shinra-assassin.livejournal.com]

Did she accept credit cards or only cash?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

FUCK YOU. She came to see me because she wanted me.

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

... TMI, kid. TMI.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

What? I'm happy!

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

Very well done little one. :)

Can I come over now?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Sure! I was hoping to see her again but I think she's busy today. I can't wait to see you! We've got so much to talk about!

...can we talk about women?

[pyramid-visage.livejournal.com]

You slept with someone who looks like your mother?
My incest senses are tingling~!

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

She was fantastic. You would never understand.

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

Gee, that's special.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Ha! Just because you're not getting any right now!