Video ☼ Just Some Pride

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

[Tidus is shown walking alone, with no path in mind.]

So, I've started to realize how much I don't fit in this world. It's boring, everyone lives in fear, and hardly anyone can appreciate who I am here.

Not enough, anyway.

Just because I don't have a worldhop doesn't mean I'm stuck on this world. I'll figure my own way out of here!

[He climbs up on some rocks, raising his voice.]

I can find a way out, nothing can stop me! I'm Tidus, Star Player and the best athlete and warrior out there. Nothing's stopped me before, and nothing will now. I don't HAVE any limits!

[He glances up, then grins.]

I'LL SWIM THROUGH THE SKY!

Comments

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

Swim through the sky?! Can you really do that?!

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

Sure I can! Wanna see?

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

Sure! I want to see that!

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

Okay. Get ready to see the GREAT TIDUS DO WHAT NO ONE ELSE HAS MANAGED TO YET!

...Without becoming a giant whale thing!

[Cracking his knuckles, he glances up, as if measuring with his mind. Ah, hell, whatever. He jumps.]

TAKE THAT, SPIRA!

[He kicks at nothing, and for a moment it seems like he might succeed... until gravity remembers it exists and he plummets back to the ground, landing in a heap.]

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

[.....................Ah- Battler thinks he found someone who's as stupid as he is.]

Oi.... that was a little anticlimactic don't you think?

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

[They can be stupid together!]

Yeah. Yeah it was.

This stupid world! Why won't it let me do what I want to do?!

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

Well there is a thing called gravity. I'm not very perceptive myself but I get that much at least. C'mon! Don't be so down about it!

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

Gravity, huh?

[oh yeah. That thing they mentioned in his Science class he never paid attention to.]

That settles it, I'm going to kill gravity!

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

E...eeehh?! You can't do that! It's impossible!

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

Come on, Battler. I can do anything. If I can hold my breath for thirty minutes, I can beat gravity!

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

No no you really can't! Sure you can train to hold your breath, but gravity is universal!

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

Not in my universe!

If you don't believe me, I'll do it again. I'll show you!

[And...yep. He's climbing up again, waving his sword around.]

I'll slash it up!

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

[Godammit! Battler uses science and logic to battle against witches, so hearing that someone can beat gravity is beyond ridiculous to him right now]

Seriously you can't do that! It's not like you can physically cut it up!

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

Yeah I can! It's physics, isn't it? That makes it physical!

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

No.... no it really doesn't.... but go ahead and try if you feel like it.

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

I will! I'm above physics! I'm above everything!

[And he tries again, with similar results. He huffs and glares at the ground.]

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

See pal? You just can't do it. Take it from someone who knows when something is just useless.

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

Don't compare your shortcomings to what is and isn't possible for me!

Nothing's impossible for me!

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

Sh...shortcomings?! I'll have you know that I've done some pretty amazing shit in my life too!

[Like cried so much and been eaten by goats.]

You'll feel pretty bad when you realize you can't take on gravity!

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sure! Go ahead, tell me what you've done that's so amazing.

I can take on the whole universe! Gravity's just one lame obstacle in the way of my goal.

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

I...I've.... okay so maybe I haven't done some great things, so what?! I'm only human!

....S...shit....that's a pretty big challenge.

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you are. It's good to be okay with yourself.

Maybe for a regular human.

[tenminutes]

Are you some kind of moron?

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

Huh? Who are you talking to?

[Tidus looks around. No one else was there, were they?]

[tenminutes]

You. Are you the reason that people make blond jokes all the time?

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

My amazingly lustrous blond hair is nothing to joke about.

I'm not sure where you got that impression, so I'll just ask. Do you want to date me?

[tenminutes]

I'm not interested in dating anyone, but if you want to know I'd be more likely to date Battler than you and he's presently at the "no way in hell" level.

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

I'm more man than Battler! You're probably confused, I mean...you and I would look hot together.

[tenminutes]

Gross.

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

We wouldn't do anything gross. You're not good enough for me.

[tenminutes]

Is this one of those things where you realize that you can't have someone so you try to belittle them? [ She laughs a little bit. ]

Okay, I'm going to leave, since if I don't I'm going to end up laughing too much.

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

Nah, I don't make out with dead chicks. I just thought we'd look good together.