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[Look! It's a Perry video with sound! It's not Perry speaking, though the camera is on him.]

Oh, John!
Oh, Charlotte!
Oh, John!

[Perry, his eyes never leaving the TV, lifts another handful of chips to his lips. If one looks closely, they'll see stubble on his platypus chin as he chomps. His eyes well up and he gropes next for a tissue.]

[OOC: Agent P is virus'd with sloth. As always, video only, and this post is visible to anyone who doesn't already know him as Perry.]

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[Have Vanessa, and is she dressed like...a pharmacist!? Her inflection when she speaks sounds a lot more like her father than it ever has before.]

Perry the Platypus, what are you doing? Why are you just sitting there?

[Oh. Vanessa. Are you evil now? Okay. He'll deal with that.

When his stories are over.]

I am about to be evil here, you know.

[Yup.

Got that.]

Aren't you going to stop me!?

[Can't you just... press the self destruct button yourself today?]

And what makes you think I won't actually be good at this evil game?

[Plot convention. We are awfully cartoonish.]

That doesn't mean you don't have to thwart me, you know!

[You know, your dad would give me a day off.]

Yeah right. You wish.

[He would.

A wise man said, "evil never takes a holiday", but that was Major Monogram.

As it turns out evil dos, in fact, take a holiday on occasion.]

Well I'm not on vacation and I'm going to be evil. You hear me? Evil!

[If I had a voice I would probably sound a lot like Allison Janney when I said this:

Okay. Have fun.]

Well....fine!

[She huffs off to be evil.]

[Oooh!

El Matador de Amor is on!]

[And soon after there is a tapping at the glass doors behind you, Perry. GUESS WHO.]

[...SIGH. He hauls himself off the couch and waddles over to her, his robe gaping open. Which probably shouldn't look indecent because he usually doesn't wear anything at all, but there you go.

Really, Vanessa? Really?

Trundling back to the couch. You're so lucky it was a commercial, Vanessa.]

[She steps inside, her eyes narrowing.]

If you won't come and thwart me properly then I'll just have to kidnap you.

[What?! I'd like to see you try, you evil --

...Nah, too much effort. K!]

[She huffs because it should not be this easy, Perry the Platypus. But she stomps over to the couch, grabs him and heads for the door.]

[File a complaint with the agency. It's my day off!

Perry is hauled under her arm like -- well, like a platypus.]

[And she activates the helipack that she is totally wearing and zooms them off to....

~Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated~]

Edited 2011-10-23 20:51 (UTC)

[Hangs there!]

[Landing through the window, heck yeah.

Then she sets Perry down and takes off the helipack.]

Alright. Now you can thwart me, Perry the Platypus.

[Where's your tv?]

I said thwart, not catch up on your stories!

[Look, I can thwart you any time. My programs aren't in syndication.]

Well, too bad for you that dad already gave away the TV.

[Guess I'll have to watch online!]

They're never going to have the baby.

It's gonna be an evil twin, just calling it now.

I think I've seen this show for too long.

[Spoilers!!]

Pff. It's just speculation.

That's last week's episode, they haven't said anything else yet.

[I'm still watching, though!]

Fine, fine.

[Thank you.]

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