Let's kick up the Pride in here.

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

Today, I have seen a number of "heroic" individuals begging for acknowledgement and recognition. To those, I say this: what right do you have to demand such things, when I am the one in dire lack of them?

I am Shelly de Killer, the third heir to the name and, undoubtedly, the best in the business. For months, this community has embarrassed me, kicked me around, insulted my dignity and humiliated me.

No more. I demand respect, no matter how horrible of a human being you may believe I am, because I provide a service and, by God, I do it flawlessly.

I can kill a man with my bare hands, for goodness' sake.

Comments

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

What do you do? Serve ice cream?

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

I am an assassin, young man.

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

Did you choose that because you suck at serving ice cream?

Have I told you how much I love your Tidus?

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

If I had any interest in serving ice cream, I would doubtlessly be excellent at it.

Thank you! <3 X3

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? Why don't you serve me some right now and let me be the judge of that?

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[material_guy]

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[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Mr. Greed.

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[material_guy]

And this's why you deserve to have any ladyfriend you want!

[video]

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

Quite.

...Although I have no need for one.

[video]

[material_guy]

But you deserve one, for who you fuckin' are!

[reloadfromsave]

I thought you might be able to.

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

Indeed, a true professional has no need for magical powers.

[reloadfromsave]

All right. I never said I was a professional.

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

Excellent.

[reloadfromsave]

You're different today.

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[ihatepsychology.livejournal.com]

I acknowledge that you're probably very good at your job. I think it's disgusting, especially since you seem to be receiving significant amounts of gratification from this fact.

[ video ] asfsdgdfh we need to plot too

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

"Probably"? I am rather tempted to give you a demonstration n--

... What are you wearing?

[ video ] yeeees we do. i'll be on aim when i get back from the store.

[ihatepsychology.livejournal.com]

I have no proof, but in this case I would prefer not to have proof of your capabilities.

A dress.

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[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

[Doing a pretty good job of pretending he's not staring, yo.] Your dress appears to be somewhat lacking in... fabric.

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[ihatepsychology.livejournal.com]

My dress has plenty of fabric. Though my assumption would be that you're referring to the area around my breasts.

[makewayforroze.livejournal.com]

Those who donate to charities are usually recognized. This is a good chance to do some good.

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

I wish I be acknowledged for my genuine deeds, not for forced charity.

[makewayforroze.livejournal.com]

No one is forcing anything. It would be a kind act.

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

One that I am not particularly willing to commit.

[makewayforroze.livejournal.com]

Nothing?