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♐ Sagittarius Nov. 23-Dec. 21 Take extra care not to inadvertently butt into a conversation that isn't any of your business. Even if you have an excellent suggestion, the recipient will resent your interference.

Isn't that just the silliest thing you've ever heard? It came up on my phone this morning for today's horoscope-- not that I'm the least bit superstitious about that business, you understand-- and I nearly burst out laughing! How could anyone ever resent my interference? If I give you a suggestion, you should be on your knees thanking me for speaking to you!

Anyway, if I intend to get my money's worth on this app, someone's horoscope had better be accurate! Give me your sign and I'll tell you yours, and I won't even make you pay for the privilege. This is a once in a lifetime offer!