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[piercethecharts]

♐ Sagittarius Nov. 23-Dec. 21 Take extra care not to inadvertently butt into a conversation that isn't any of your business. Even if you have an excellent suggestion, the recipient will resent your interference.

Isn't that just the silliest thing you've ever heard? It came up on my phone this morning for today's horoscope-- not that I'm the least bit superstitious about that business, you understand-- and I nearly burst out laughing! How could anyone ever resent my interference? If I give you a suggestion, you should be on your knees thanking me for speaking to you!

Anyway, if I intend to get my money's worth on this app, someone's horoscope had better be accurate! Give me your sign and I'll tell you yours, and I won't even make you pay for the privilege. This is a once in a lifetime offer!

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[lone-defender.livejournal.com]

[Seriously? You don't just see this?]

Ares. Or Taurus. I forget. [It's different in this universe than her home one.]

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Let me see... [ she clicks around on her phone, which is shaped like a fish cake and is apparently controlled by squeezing it ] "Aries. If you and your partner are not in accord over a major decision that has to be made, a major battle could ensue. Hold off until the situation changes." Well, that's just silly! If you don't agree, fight for your position with everything you've got!

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[lone-defender.livejournal.com]

[Considering the sorts of tiffs she and her Doctor get into, and the kinds of battles those could entail? The blurb earns a laugh.]

Well, it doesn't say don't disagree, does it? Just...wait until tomorrow to argue.

[pinball-baby.livejournal.com]

Huh. You have the same star sign as Rachel. [ this amuses him greatly ]

I dunno how you know what your sign is, but my birthday's March 25th.

[piercethecharts]

That's all right! I'm clearly much better at it than her.

You're an Aries, of course! I already read that one off, so you can just read the other thread!

[pinball-baby.livejournal.com]

At what? Being a Saggitarius?

Oh, okay!

...Huh, I wonder what that means. I can't think of any major decisions we'd have to make.

[emberandash.livejournal.com]

People pay for those things?

[piercethecharts]

I spent a dollar on downloading a cute zodiac theme for my phone, and it came with horoscopes! It's not as if I don't have the money!

[emberandash.livejournal.com]

A dollar isn't much, I suppose.

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

Go on then, I'll bite, those things are always a laugh. Don't suppose you've got the one for Pisces up there, have you?

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♓ Pisces Feb. 20-Mar. 20 When you want to be, you can be pretty shrewd in telling a good deal from a bum steer. Get your head out of the clouds to keep your vision clear.

Well! Has anyone been trying to sell you things lately?

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

Well, what do you know, the people who write these things are poets, and they didn't even know it. Unless you count spam mail trying to foist sex drugs on me, I haven't had people selling me anything, no.

[cannotbelieve.livejournal.com]

Uh, I'm a Libra, but what's this for?

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♎ Libra Sept. 23-Oct. 23 Do not embellish the facts about what you've accomplished just because you're in the presence of a known achiever. It's likely to produce and opposite impression than you'd like.

How silly! No matter if you're with an achiever or not, always tell them just how amazing a job you've done!

[cannotbelieve.livejournal.com]

There's that and there's making stuff up, Sheryl-san...

[number1112.livejournal.com]

My birthday's August 29th.

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♍ Virgo Aug. 23-Sept. 22 If everything turns out great, you could be the first one to step up and take a bow. Conversely, if things go wrong, you're likely to be the first one pointing a finger.

That's the spirit! Take credit for everything!

[number1112.livejournal.com]

Is that really going to happen?

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[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

My sign? Cancer.

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"Unless you have a good attitude about your work, it isn't likely you'll do a good job. The end result of an assignment you resent will reflect your malice." I'm glad I never have that problem!

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[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

E...eeehh!? What's that supposed to mean?!

[exceedingwords.livejournal.com]

[piercethecharts]

Basis? Are you really? No wonder Azula said you would show up!

[unlikely-spread.livejournal.com]

Pisces.

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♓ Pisces Feb. 20-March 20. Taking charge of a situation that is beginning to flounder is clearly the best thing to do, but carrying things to extremes is asking for more trouble.

I never have problems when I take charge! Work on that, would you?