[ accidental voice post ]

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

[ If you're wondering why the feed you're getting today sounds a bit tinnier and more static-y than usual, that would be because Lyle, master of the actual bona-fide accidental voice post in a sea of community-induced ones, has... sat on his phone. Yup. You're getting tinny futuristic-phone quality livestream direct from his pocket. ]

[ There's a heavy sigh before Lyle speaks, sounding tired. ] ... So. How many did we...

Haven't heard yet. [ The second man's voice is lightly accented with German, sounding just as exhausted. ] They haven't got back to us with numbers... Hey! [ he raises his voice ] Have you got that radio working yet?

"We're still working on the signal, but--"

"--acked today. For reasons of both security and accuracy details cannot be confirmed at this time, however the government believes that over half of those present in the te-- [ There's a loud shuffling of static as Lyle moves that obscures the rest of the sentence, then a decisive click as he turns it off. ]

Turn that shite off, Klaus, the last thing we need is the official spin on it. [ More rustling and static, closer to the phone this time, and then with an absent-minded scrabble of someone trying to get a grip on something and a click, the recording ends. ]

Comments

[pinball-baby.livejournal.com]

Um, dude? I think you butt dialed the comm.

1/probably 2

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

[ .... SHIT SHIT SHIT oh christ oh crap this is the worst thing to have happened short of going straight to the news companies back home how much do they know ]

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

[.... oh thank god it's workable, CRISIS IS AVERTABLE... ] ... Looks like it, huh? Most people get stalked by the community, I get the dubious honour of being the one who actually makes posts accidentally the old-fashioned way.

[pinball-baby.livejournal.com]

Makes a change, huh?

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

It's pretty refreshing, yeah.

[locked for maximum roxas avoidance]

[imperfectionary.livejournal.com]

... Lyle? Did something happen?

[locked excellent that means he can talk]

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

Xion...

... remember how I told you a while back I was part of that resistance group? One of our bases just got pretty badly wrecked.

[locked]

[imperfectionary.livejournal.com]

... And you lost people. That's awful, I - I'm sorry. Do you know who did it?

[locked]

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

The usual suspects, ie the government. We're still working on how they found us in the first place, but I guess it was only a matter of time.

[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

What was that?

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

I guess "nothing" isn't gonna cover it, huh?

[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

You guess correctly, Lyle Dylandy.

1/2

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

Oh boy, full names. Now I know I'm in for it.

[locked]

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

... alright, I guess the jig's up, huh. A Kataron base was raided by the Federation today.

[onesnipe.livejournal.com]

... Office work?

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

Not exactly. I had a day off.

[onesnipe.livejournal.com]

Sounds like you had a hectic one if the government has a story on it.

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

You're flattering me, but I'm not that interesting. The government just ended up trashing another suspected terrorist base today, and we're worried about who might have been caught in the crossfire.

[trinities]

So, who blew up your office?

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

Come on, no one would care enough to blow up my office. I don't work with Klaus, you know.

[trinities]

Oh well! I'll let Tieria beat it out of you.

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

Why do I get the feeling you're getting popcorn for this right now?

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

You actually have a job?

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

Contrary to popular belief, my life isn't a paradise of bumming around my flat and lazing around under palm trees, no.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

You should try it, it's actually amazing.