> Gamzee: Talk to yourself like a stupid motherfucker

[motherfinghonk.livejournal.com]

AwWw MoThErFuCk.
I aM lIkE dOwN tO tHe BaRe MoThErFuCkIn MiNiMuM oF pIeS aLl Up In ThIs BiTcH.
InStEaD i GoT sO mAnY mOthErFuCkIn HoRnS aNd OnE-wHeElEd DeViCeS sTuFfEd In ThE oLd MiRaClE sYlLaDeX tHaT i AlL dOn'T kNoW wHaT tO bE aLl DoInG wItH tHeM.

GuEsS i CoUlD jUsT uHh
MaKe A pIlE.


...ShIt ThAt'S lIkE tHe MoSt GeNiUs BiTcHiN iDeA i EvEr DiD hAvE.
HoNk HoNk HoNk!


[ooc; post canon jump! i'll just update him to where everyone else is i guess. i'm not all good with time shit and stuff yo...im not the time of anything...im the bard of...fuck i forget]

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Yes, for the love of everything that is holy, make a motherfucking pie.

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Shit are you kidding me? Goddamn it, that cannot happen. You are not allowed to kill your friends before I get to study at least one of you.

Is there any chance you know what's in that slime crap?

[motherfinghonk.livejournal.com]

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

I wish I all knew, too...

Look, I get that you might not believe me, or remember or whatever, but when you sober up you turn... Into a freaking nutjob!

[docfoul]

[This reply isn't really here.

But HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO.]

[motherfinghonk.livejournal.com]

[CALL ME A SUCKER WILL YA

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK]

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[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

Do you want me to bring you some pies from my world? I'm not sure if I can duplicate sopor, but I can try and make something that acts similarly to it!

[A good knowledge of poisons and medicinal herbs can come in handy.]

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[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

I'd love to do it! I have a great love of learning new things and I do like you. It's no skin off my back. We can test what I make as I work on them! Dunno if they'll still be green, but I think I can copy the other effects of it!

[It seems to have a calming effect, causes sleepiness, some sort of sedetive...yes, that sounds about right. Birkin was afraid of Gamzee without his sopor, which suggests that the sopor helps with...a terrifying temper? Troll mage madness, the rage and desire for blood? A protective other self?]

[No matter. It's not his job to poke around Gamzee's brain. (at least, not without permission.) He's got a Scratch to piss off and his little murder and miracles friend to help. There's no way in trains that this is happening on the smuggy cueball's terms.]

I'm glad you liked it! Fruit pies are some of my favorites. I can make you some of those as well!

[motherfinghonk.livejournal.com]

[SO LOCKED]

[docfoul]

[MEDDLERRRRS.]

I'm sure Gamzee is very particular about his sopor. Why run the risk of disappointing his highblood palate?

[locked] he's got half a mind to show the trolls later

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

Particular! Ha! It can taste however it is as long as it delivers a similar euphoric and sedative effect. Adding sugar and flavorings shouldn't change those effects if I get it right. And if he does get upset about it, I can take it. He can kill me as much as he wants, hahahahaha...

[What Scratch knows about Kefka's past: Kefka has a great love of poisons, chemistry and herbs. His mother ran an item shop and his grandmother was a midwife; after their deaths, he remained interested in these as a connection to his past. This complimented his interest in magic, also from them. One of Kefka's first magics was Poison. Kefka created the poison that killed most of Doma through a combination of magic and chemistry. He is not well-versed in the mood-altering uses of his craft, having specialized in poisons, but he can learn. He has gone to the community for help before.]

[Kefka cares for Gamzee. He sees a little of himself in Gamzee. He finds him entertaining. He wonders what Gamzee is like without sopor, but would prefer that happen under controlled circumstances. He wants to turn Gamzee into himself, eventually, but with his friends with him (not like Kefka). A god of destruction and miracles with his companions in destruction. An ally.]

What's "highblood" got to do anything?

[locked] Oh fuck. Let me get on AIM.

[docfoul]

This is hardly about you or what you desire. By doing this, you will be dooming an entire timeline. You can't have much fun then, can you?

[loathsomecopy.livejournal.com]

What are you babbling about?

[Not even gonna ask what he is yet]

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