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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Who wants to join a harem?

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

Not me.

[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

I already know that, you didn't have to comment and make my list already look horrible from step one.

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

Okay!

[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Tidus is in! Member number one! I should make you a special pin...

[createswithink]

For yours? [Ew.]

[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Yes!

You're not allowed to though. There's a height requirement.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

... for whom?!

[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Me. I've decided to start a harem.

Is it a bad idea?

[whisperingsaint.livejournal.com]

Yours? What kind of candidates are you looking for?

[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Good-looking individuals of either gender who are willing to experiment and have lots of stamina!

[notasinglelady]

Dare I ask, or....?

[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

You can't join Kurt, you have a boyfriend. Unless he joins too. You two would have to join together to join.

[wasabloodknight.livejournal.com]

Denied.

[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Mean!

[redlikecrimson.livejournal.com]

No.

[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

I don't even know you yet, don't reject me already!

[makewayforroze.livejournal.com]

You're making a club?

[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Yeah!

[zach-is-with-me.livejournal.com]

A harem? Your harem, I'm guessing?

[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Uh huh! Do you want to join? There are auditions now though.

[clapifyoubullieve]

wHAT'S A HAREM,

[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

It's a gathering of people with the intent to have intimate relations centered around one person, who has the harem. Since it would be my harem, it would be me.

[callmeimouto.livejournal.com]

Harumi..........

[Judgin you so hard]

[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

I've been rejected 10 times and the one person who agreed doesn't know what a harem is! One person is pending, but I'm pretty sure he's going to say no too.

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[glyph-witch.livejournal.com]

Why would anyone want a harem?

[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

I'm sexually confused and want to try both genders but no one wants to join so it's really not helping.

[thirstsforred.livejournal.com]

...You know what? Okay, sure.

[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Really?!

Ah, but Jesse says I should have auditions...

[potatochips]

Seriously, Harumi?

[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Yes. I'm having auditions now though.

[andthehat]

Me.

[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

In my harem?

I OUGHT TO FEEL AWFUL ABUT THIS TAG AND YET

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

[This is Kefka.]

[This is Kefka and his fluffy Earth-bought tinkerbell pajamas and a bowl of popcorn chilling out on his throne and watching everything on his magic book like it's a trashy tv show.]

Does she know how young he is? [munch] Book, can you go cross-reference troll ages again? I don't remember when they talked about that. [The magic book aka the screen squeaks at him. Kefka makes a rude gesture at it.] I'm your god, today is awful, you'll do what I say or you're making like a tree and burning to death!!! Hahahaha! [and siiink further into his throne.]

Don't judge me. You're the magic duckbeast book, it's all your fault. It's not like there's anyone quality around here for her to harem with, anyway.

[He hasn't figured out that he's being recorded yet.]

LOL

[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Hi I'm not a magic duckbeast book.

[copywheels.livejournal.com]

Not a chance.

[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

I wasn't asking you!

[material_guy]

Any takers?

[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Tidus, Kirino, Marceline, Light, and Jack!

Though Tidus doesn't actually know what it is and Jack signed up without knowing whose it was, so...

Oh! But Jesse's going to help me hold auditions.