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[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

Any ideas on how to handle guarding a girl who gets kidnapped every few days?

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[antibadstuff.livejournal.com]

Call me crazy, but not letting her get kidnapped sounds like a good start.

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

That's a great idea! Maybe I should try that!

I've been trying that. She has five other guardians.

[yacantdoitkid.livejournal.com]

Aw man, this never gets old!

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

Yeah, so I messed up. I wasn't the only one there!

[yacantdoitkid.livejournal.com]

Big fuckin' deal.

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

Why not handcuff her to you? That's always fun!

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

I'd be the last person they'd handcuff her to. I don't think we have any.

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

Awww that's too bad! It was such a good idea too.... ihihi...!

Okay okay... holding her hand might be a good idea? [Battler- this sounds more like weird pickup attempts.]

[material_guy]

Handcuffs. To you. Did'ja know they make 'em to be all gentle 'n not to scratch you up, these days, too? I mean, I bet they don't hold as good, but it's a start, and you don't really wanna go bruising and slicing up a girl's wrists and hands...

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

It's a good idea, but I don't know where I'd find handcuffs. The shops don't even sell clothing. Maybe I could make them!

[material_guy]

I got some good responses asking for sex toys on here. The ones that don't scratch you up're technically sex toys, I think. So, you could ask for 'em like I did.

[croibhristeoir]

...Every few days?

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

That was kind of an exaggeration. But every few weeks...definitely!

[croibhristeoir]

If the poor girl's kidnapped every few weeks, I think she needs to look either for more knights or ones who are more skilled at their profession.

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

...Suddenly, deja vu.

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

What is?

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

Haven't you posted this before? This seems so familiar....

[glass-secret.livejournal.com]

Handcuff her to a grounded pipe in a locked, secured room.

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

I don't see that going over too well.

[glass-secret.livejournal.com]

But it's still very effective. No one will be able to get to her.

[makewayforroze.livejournal.com]

Is it that dangerous?

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

Yeah. It's dangerous. But that's okay, I'll protect her!

[makewayforroze.livejournal.com]

Why are they trying to take her?

[oceanicbutterfly]

Try to keep your schedule clear?

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

It's pretty clear, but I could clear it up more for Yuna.