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[aachaa.livejournal.com]

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[The webcam cuts on to show the tired, yet smirking face of Archer. He was just browsing the internet through a computer he brought into the Tohsaka home, when suddenly this duck page popped up. Luckily he had gotten some information on webcams beforehand, so now he's just staring at the webcam from his seated position.]

So, I assume this is one of those 'viruses' you can stumble across? I am beginning to see why my Master has her complaints about this sort of thing...

Comments

[makewayforroze.livejournal.com]

It isn't a virus, it's our community. Welcome to Drama Drama Duck. The name is strange and I'm not sure why it's called that, to be honest.

[aachaa.livejournal.com]

I'm sure the 'duck' refers to the duck upon the page... though I fail to see what kind of community can bring people together by force.

[makewayforroze.livejournal.com]

It's true that the community isn't very good about respecting everyone's privacy.

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[croibhristeoir]

--...your 'Master'?

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[aachaa.livejournal.com]

Her name is Tohsaka Rin. I don't believe you know her.

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[croibhristeoir]

['Tohsaka'...that name sounded familiar. Hadn't Kayneth mentioned it at some point?]

What's your class name? [Caster...? No, couldn't be. He didn't look remotely like what Lancer would expect.]

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

[It takes Issei about ten minutes after he sees this post to come up with a reply. All of those ten minutes were necessary to calm down at least a tiny fraction and to determine what he was going to say.

...He only has his first comment planned, but it's an important question that he already knows the answer to.

Thus, the video shows Issei visibly trembling, but having obviously turned on the webcam himself. He tries not to let too much of his whirlpool of emotions show on his face.]

Do you remember me, Archer?

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[aachaa.livejournal.com]

[Well, that was a face Archer wasn't expecting to see again.]

Most of my memories were lost upon my summoning, though you are one of very whose name hasn't become lost over time.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

[Same here.]

...I see. That's a shame, but I'm sure I can make up for that with new memories. After all, it is my duty as best friend to look after you.

It... it really is good to see you again.

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[material_guy]

Nah, no one calls the place just being pushy a virus, it's usually gotta be somethin' a little bigger than that....

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[aachaa.livejournal.com]

So then it is just another webpage... That should keep my Master from destroying my only means of communication for a while.

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[material_guy]

Well, I wouldn't call it "just another website" but... I wouldn't worry about it bein' somethin' she'd be able to take away from you too easy, either.

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[to-philotimo.livejournal.com]

You have a Master?

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[aachaa.livejournal.com]

A very ill-tempered, somewhat childish Master.

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[to-philotimo.livejournal.com]

Tch, so you're another Servant? How many of them are we going to get on this stupid website?

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

Not a virus just yet! We might get one soon though.

[Not... understanding that computer lingo he's laying down.]

[aachaa.livejournal.com]

You sound as if a virus is something you wish to experience.

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

It's not something I wish, it's happened before. Around the community here- a virus tends to break out and makes us do weird things from time to time.

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

Your Master? That sounds interesting!

[aachaa.livejournal.com]

That is one way to look at it.

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

Wait a minute...Rin, isn't that the girl with pigtails who likes magic and hates people?

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[follow-the-fool.livejournal.com]

There are viruses here, but definitely not the kind you're thinking of.

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[aachaa.livejournal.com]

I only know of a few types of viruses, though I suppose you're trying to tell me it's not of the computer nor medical type.

[number1112.livejournal.com]

I'm assuming that people have already told you what this place is.

[aachaa.livejournal.com]

Pretty much. My confusion has long since disappeared, though who are you?