[Video because his book won't let him do just audio - because I'm evil]

[halfbloodalways.livejournal.com]

[The video feed clicks 'on' to reveal a familiar office but an unfamiliar office occupant. Instead of the greasy git we're accustomed to seeing here, dear Ducks, we see a rather surly looking woman.]

Either someone slipped me Polyjuice Potion or this is another virus. Which is it?

So I know if I should be looking to kill someone...

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[Video]

[darklycharming.livejournal.com]

I heard there are viruses around! I should come there and hug you right now, I think...

[Video]

[halfbloodalways.livejournal.com]

If you come here and hug me I will turn you into a slug.

[Video]

[darklycharming.livejournal.com]

I'd prefer a snail.

[Video]

[halfbloodalways.livejournal.com]

Because I really care.

[Video]

[darklycharming.livejournal.com]

You're at Hogwarts, correct?

You sound the same, you know. Not your voice, but your tone.

[Video]

[halfbloodalways.livejournal.com]

Of course I am.

I should hope my voice wouldn't sound the same. That would be one of the few things that would make this situation worse, though, I really don't want to give this place any ideas.

[Video]

[darklycharming.livejournal.com]

I can come right over then!

Although... maybe I cannot woldhop directly to you. Meet me at that nearby village!

1/?

[quidditch-stag.livejournal.com]

2/?

[quidditch-stag.livejournal.com]

3/3 See keywords~

[quidditch-stag.livejournal.com]

AH HAHAHAHA

[halfbloodalways.livejournal.com]

Yes?

:D

[quidditch-stag.livejournal.com]

[Sorry Snapette. James is too busy crying with laughter to answer.]

[halfbloodalways.livejournal.com]

[twitch, twitch, twitch]

[quidditch-stag.livejournal.com]

[Just laughing. He has nothing to say really. Female Snape made his day!]

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

Oh right, this is just perfect. Did you do it on purpose? Now that I need a man to take care of me and the baby you decide to grow a vagina!

[She's having mood swings due to being affected by the pregnancy virus.]

[halfbloodalways.livejournal.com]

[...]

EXCUSE ME, WHAT?!

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

I am with child, you insensible ma...woman!

[halfbloodalways.livejournal.com]

Not mine!

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

Of course it's yours, who else!? I see how much you care for your future child.

[halfbloodalways.livejournal.com]

It would have been nice if you had mentioned you could get pregnant!

[madblackblood.livejournal.com]

Interesting look for you, Severus.

[halfbloodalways.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Really. I mean that from the heart, Bella.

[madblackblood.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's good to hear how much my opinion means to you, Severus.

[halfbloodalways.livejournal.com]

I'm delighted that we're on the same page regarding your opinion.

[madblackblood.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure you are.