locked AWAY from Aya

[wasabloodknight.livejournal.com]

Two questions:

How long is this damn thing going to last?

Any ideas on how to keep a drunk occupied? If you say sex, I'm going to break something.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Sex!

[wasabloodknight.livejournal.com]

Harumi, I'm serious!

[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

American football? Drunk people love that, I'm told.

[wasabloodknight.livejournal.com]

Can you see Aya playing American football? Really? Even drunk?

[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

No, just watching it.

[pinball-baby.livejournal.com]

What thing?

[wasabloodknight.livejournal.com]

This virus thing.

[pinball-baby.livejournal.com]

There's a virus going round? What kind?

[wasabloodknight.livejournal.com]

All kinds, from what I can tell. People turned into girls. My... roommate has been drunk since Friday and he's not the kind to drink at all. People turning into kids.

[pinball-baby.livejournal.com]

Huh. We've been pretty lucky so far, then. Did you get affected by anything?

[material_guy]

Beer pong. Hand-ball or any other real simple coordination game can be pretty fun with a drunk, too. S'a good time to gamble, too, when someone's too drunk to know what they're doin'. Truth or dare's good, since drunk people don't got so many reservations, they're more likely to do really weird dares and people think up some pretty good ones when they're unhinged like that...

[wasabloodknight.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure any of those are good ideas, especially truth or dare.

[material_guy]

Drunk bowling sounds fun. Yell at strangers. Pick up chicks. Painting or art or somethin' might be pretty funny the next day to look at...

[wasabloodknight.livejournal.com]

There will be no picking up chicks, but bowling... might be fun with him like this. Maybe the art thing, too.

[material_guy]

Oh. So you guys really are like that.

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[deadlydoctor.livejournal.com]

[Have a transformer Ken.]

Lock him somewhere until it's over.

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[wasabloodknight.livejournal.com]

He can pick locks-

.... what the hell are you?

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[deadlydoctor.livejournal.com]

Handcuff him.

[Wow Ken, really polite. Knock Out gives him a glare.] I wear all red,I must be Santa Claus. What do you think?

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[wasabloodknight.livejournal.com]

.... while that's an idea, he might think it's time for something that's not going to happen, plus he'd whip my ass after he sobers up.

Sorry! I've never any... one like you before!

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[deadlydoctor.livejournal.com]

Time for what, exactly? [No, he's not mocking Ken. Cybertronian don't have sex like humans do.]

[He relaxes.] No, of course not. We don't make ourselves noticeable often. I'm Knock Out and I am an autonomous robotic organism.

[blond-with-envy.livejournal.com]

"Occupied"? So you're babysitting, then.
Well. If all else fails... Make sure he eats.

[wasabloodknight.livejournal.com]

Eating isn't a problem, unless you count his lack of attention span.

[blond-with-envy.livejournal.com]

What kind of drink are we talking?

[wasabloodknight.livejournal.com]

He didn't drink anything. It's the community's doing. A virus or something.

[heretocollect.livejournal.com]

Until it's over.

Eye spy.