[video]

[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

...I suppose this is the community's form of ironic payback.

Hello, lovelies. I'm afraid this won't be like my other times pretending to be a woman, because currently 1) I'm not pretending, and 2) girlish flirtation is really only my thing when I think I'm pulling a joke on someone. Or if your name's Arthur and you enjoy three-piece suits.

Comments

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[notasinglelady]

Eames?

You are way hotter as a man.

2/3

[notasinglelady]

Er...

3/3

[notasinglelady]

I didn't mean to say that. [Stupid virus >8'|]

[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

[lol oh kurt]

Never fear, I always enjoy any and all compliments to my hotness.

[notasinglelady]

[I the truth >.>]

I don't doubt it but it's embarrassing.

[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

Are you virused? Or just unexpectedly blunt today?

[notasinglelady]

Virused.

[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

That sounds like it must be fun, then.

[notasinglelady]

Oh it's a blast. Someone even asked me Blaine's size.

[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

Oh my. And what did you say?

[notasinglelady]

He's average, I think. It's not like I could compare him with anybody els--

...please don't ask me anything.

[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

For the sake of your privacy, I'll refrain, then.

[notasinglelady]

Thank you. This virus sucks.

[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

They all do. Just ride it out as best you can.

[video]

[t-point-man.livejournal.com]

[Arthur looks a little pale and a little sick, and he's also staring at the post with mildly confusion.]

Re: [video]

[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

Darling? Are you quite alright?

[t-point-man.livejournal.com]

I'm just a bit...it's nothing.

You can't change back?

[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

You sure? I can come by if you need.

No, and believe me, I tried. Alas, my lady curves are here to stay.

[t-point-man.livejournal.com]

It's the same of the last 3 mornings, the sickness will go away. Don't worry.

I call virus.

[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

Three days? I still think I should come by.

Well, yes, I didn't exactly think that randomly spurting lady bits was something that happened normally.

[t-point-man.livejournal.com]

I think it's just a bug, don't worry.

It happened to us before.

[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

I could still come by to see if you're okay.

Not without a virus or a dream involved, no.

[t-point-man.livejournal.com]

That would be nice. [For some reason, he needs cuddles.]

Then logic dictates that this is another virus.

[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

Good. I'll be over soon. [He is willing and able to provide. 8D]

That it does, since my totem says I'm perfectly wide awake and all.

[t-point-man.livejournal.com]

Very well. [ Aka, 'Thanks'. Such a good boygirlfriend.]

It's good to know you find another reliable one after what happened.

[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

[He loves you bb <3]

That it is. I had a little while where I was panicking because I couldn't know for sure where I was, but getting a new one's eased that. Unless, of course, you are simply a projection and I am deluded into thinking you're real.

[t-point-man.livejournal.com]

[♥]

Good. If I were one of your projections of me, Eames, I would be naked.

[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

Yes, and you would be in the same room as me, and I would be touching you. Naughtily.

[t-point-man.livejournal.com]

Probably. Cobb was lucky that we never get into one of your dreams.

[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

He would have been blinded permanently from all the porn.

[t-point-man.livejournal.com]

Not something very appropriate.

[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

Which is why Dom's not allowed in my head.

You, however, can visit whenever you like.

[t-point-man.livejournal.com]

I will remember that.

[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

Hopefully I'll see you there soon.

[dontcrysammy.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm new around here... and I think we're having the same problem right now.

[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

If you’re saying that because less than a few days ago, you were in possession of a penis, then yes, I am imagine you’re right.

[dontcrysammy.livejournal.com]

Yeah... we're definitely in the same position right now. [Sigh.]

But you said you spend your time pretending to be a woman?

[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

Not...exactly? I mean, it's not a hobby or a kink, but it comes up at work quite a lot..

[dontcrysammy.livejournal.com]

What's your job?

[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

Making dreams come true. Sort of.

[dontcrysammy.livejournal.com]

Like a genie?

[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

Not exactly. More like that team from Ocean's 11, but missing all of the flawlessness and about six members.