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Blah blah blah. Viruses aren't that bad so anyone complaining should learn to just deal with it, okay? Okay. ...Bunch of whiny morons. And ugggh. I'm bored. These people over here are sooooo needy. It's like GEEZ people, just shut up. I really don't give a crap.

I'm going to go set something on fire. Someone come with me! It'll be fun~

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[Have a bit of silence before Jak speaks.]

Oh, great. Let me guess, you've got this big destiny thing you're suppoesd to do and you're supposed to be a big hero.

[This sounds like Jak's sympathizing, but mostly he's trying to confirm a suspicion...]

That one was too obvious. You don't win anything for that guess.

Eh, I was just making sure. Besides, I've got experience. Lots of it, actually, because I keep having to do it; my world just plain doesn't stay saved. Having a destiny is annoying.

Just don't do something a hero'd regret, okay? Might seem fun at the time, but consequences aren't so much.

Consequences. Pffft. I'm not really aiming for 'hero' right now so... whatever.

Hey, I'm serious. You'll probably go back to being a hero eventually - trust me, experience here - and you don't really want to have to deal with taking crap for what you did now.

[This is Jak attempting subtlety and probably failing. He's trying to run damage control on this one after seeing how badly he screws things up when he gets reversed.]

Was I supposed to care about any of that?

Okay, let's try this again:

You screw things up too much and somebody'll get a destiny to come and stop you.

Is that a threat? Are you going to come stop little me?

Oh, no, just a general rule of thumb here. Though I will if I have to.

[Locked from Aang, but perfectly visible to everyone else]
Nonlethally. I'm not gonna shoot a kid, so please don't any of his friends jump on me for it.

It's really funny that you think you could.

Is it as funny as you thinking you know what I can do?

Funnier! I dare you to try~ Come on.

So are you just trying to make me look bad for beating up a kid, or what?

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[... lolwat]

Azuuula! Come play with me.

No.

Don't be a pussy.

Don't be annoying.

Fair enough.

... That was surprisingly easy.

You're not interested and I've got better things to do. Nothing to it.

I almost like you better this way.

Oh yeah~? But now you're the squishy one. See? It doesn't agree. Let's go kill something.

No, because I'm not an idiot.

[...]

Why do people keep calling me squishy?

I'm not going to kill you! ...Probably.

You're so cute and friendly~