[Voice/Video] What if virus

[deadlydoctor.livejournal.com]

[The video is all black first, but there is sound.]

WHAT THE...!!!??? [A series of swears can be heard, then the sound of a fist connecting with something metallic, and finally a yelp.] Fragfragfragfragfrag...how can skinjobs live with a body like this, it's clearly not designed to survive.

[Finally, he manges to click the video option. Have a view of a very human, and very naked Knock Out (the view is only from the hips up, there are kids here). Probably no one ever looked more disgusted with their looks than he does. He's not a happy decepticon.]

Someone better explain this. I'm so..soft and squishy. And what is that thing in the middle? It look so impractical. Why would anybody have a plug there from all places.

[He's talking about the nose that wasn't in his face before, mind you.]

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[makewayforroze.livejournal.com]

Hello?

[deadlydoctor.livejournal.com]

[Oh, he recognizes you.]

Roze! Is this is because of one of those damn viruses?

[Video] Giving her a break between viruses just for this. :3

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

[Now Rose is the one who needs a facepalming icon]

Please tell me you are not talking about what I think you are talking about...

[Video] aww thanks ♥

[deadlydoctor.livejournal.com]

[I'm surprised she doesn't have one already after talking to Prussia so much.]

Look at this monstrosity, Rose. [He gestures to his face, and then his chest.]I look disgusting. This thing..what is it for?

[Video] She will be going Pokemon tomorrow.

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

[I must fix that one day...]

Actually, for a human, you look handsome, but I can understand what you mean.

What thing are you talking about? If it is below your waist this conversation stops now.

[Video] So cute. which one?

[deadlydoctor.livejournal.com]

[Yesssss.]

I do? [He can't ever tell with humans.] Hm..thanks. I guess it makes sense.

[This weird thing in the middle of my face. [Points to nose.]What's wrong with anything that it's below my waist?

[makewayforroze.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, is what?

[She...doesn't recognize him.]

[Video] I'm sticking with the one you suggested. ^^

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

That would be your nose. Humans have those for breathing and smelling.

Don't worry about anything below the waist.

[Video] Yay Umbreon! 8D

[deadlydoctor.livejournal.com]

And it has to be here? How impractical. [He's about to ask something else, but he suddenly sneezes.]

[deadlydoctor.livejournal.com]

[Not even his voice? 8'(]

Thsi! [He gestures up ad down his naked body.]I woke up like this.

[Video] She'll be all cute and pissed

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

Considering our sense of smell helps taste food and detect if food is bad, it makes sense to have our noses above our mouths.

[Arches a brow] You do not have any clothes there, do you?

[Video] Eris will like to give her all the pettings

[deadlydoctor.livejournal.com]

I could smell just fine when I had my old body. And it didn't do thing like this...[He raises an arm. The hair is standing up because he's cold.]

No, we don't use them. And I can't let the others now what is going on, they will kill me on sight.

[Video] She will try to poison Eris. :|

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

It's doing that because you are cold.

So you need some place to hide out until this is over.

[Video] yeah, good luck with that~

[deadlydoctor.livejournal.com]

Ah...[He looks slightly worried.]

I guess, I can't hide forever. That if Soundwave hasn't realized that something's wrong already.

[Video] I did say "try" :3 Never said anything that it will succeed.

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

[sighs.] I can see if it is alright for you to stay in Ulara.

[Video] Oh, good point

[deadlydoctor.livejournal.com]

That's really considerate of you.

[Staying with humans vrs staying in the Nemesis *as* human. He's screwed either way, rose option seems more safe. He will give her a polite, thankful smile.]

Thank you.

[Video]

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

I shall see what can be done.

[Well, technically, Rose is the only human there. The rest are Winglies, which are humanoid.]

I will also get you some clothes as well.

[Video]

[deadlydoctor.livejournal.com]

[Knock Out tilts his head, the muscles of this neck feel strange to him. More strange is to feel someone so willing to help.] What do you want in exchange?

[Oh but those are evil. Knock Out will step oh them once he's back to normal if that's what Rose wants.]

Clothes are the norm, uhm?

[Video]

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

I do not require anything, but if you insist you could owe me a favor in the future.

[No, no stepping on the Winglies. These are good, pacifist, Winglies who sided with the humans during the war.]

Yes. It is actually considered indecent for a human to go around without any clothing on.

[Video]

[deadlydoctor.livejournal.com]

[Ah, frag. Decepticons might be the bad guys but they do have some sort of honor and being in debt is a serious matter.] Alright then.

[But stepping on people is fun 8|...fine, fine.]

Are humans ashamed of their won body?

[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Skin... job.



Well, you can definitely plug it into things...

[pinball-baby.livejournal.com]

...Huh?

[deadlydoctor.livejournal.com]

Human, I mean.

['Frag' is a Cybetronian version of 'crap', they do not fap, lady. They don't even have sex the way humans do~]

And the purpose is?

[deadlydoctor.livejournal.com]

[He stares back, looking frustrated.]

[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

...Oh. Well that's a lot less fun than I thought it was. Why the term skinjobs?



Pleasure followed by the release of fluids into other peoples' uh-- sockets!