[Voice/Video] What if virus

[deadlydoctor.livejournal.com]

[The video is all black first, but there is sound.]

WHAT THE...!!!??? [A series of swears can be heard, then the sound of a fist connecting with something metallic, and finally a yelp.] Fragfragfragfragfrag...how can skinjobs live with a body like this, it's clearly not designed to survive.

[Finally, he manges to click the video option. Have a view of a very human, and very naked Knock Out (the view is only from the hips up, there are kids here). Probably no one ever looked more disgusted with their looks than he does. He's not a happy decepticon.]

Someone better explain this. I'm so..soft and squishy. And what is that thing in the middle? It look so impractical. Why would anybody have a plug there from all places.

[He's talking about the nose that wasn't in his face before, mind you.]

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[makewayforroze.livejournal.com]

Hello?

[deadlydoctor.livejournal.com]

[Oh, he recognizes you.]

Roze! Is this is because of one of those damn viruses?

[makewayforroze.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, is what?

[She...doesn't recognize him.]

[deadlydoctor.livejournal.com]

[Not even his voice? 8'(]

Thsi! [He gestures up ad down his naked body.]I woke up like this.

[makewayforroze.livejournal.com]

[Not at first but after he speaks a bit more...]

Knock Out!

A virus, I think.

[deadlydoctor.livejournal.com]

[Got it~]

This is what one of those can do? Is it trying to get me killed?

[makewayforroze.livejournal.com]

Are you in danger?

[Video] Giving her a break between viruses just for this. :3

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

[Now Rose is the one who needs a facepalming icon]

Please tell me you are not talking about what I think you are talking about...

[Video] aww thanks ♥

[deadlydoctor.livejournal.com]

[I'm surprised she doesn't have one already after talking to Prussia so much.]

Look at this monstrosity, Rose. [He gestures to his face, and then his chest.]I look disgusting. This thing..what is it for?

[Video] She will be going Pokemon tomorrow.

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

[I must fix that one day...]

Actually, for a human, you look handsome, but I can understand what you mean.

What thing are you talking about? If it is below your waist this conversation stops now.

[Video] So cute. which one?

[deadlydoctor.livejournal.com]

[Yesssss.]

I do? [He can't ever tell with humans.] Hm..thanks. I guess it makes sense.

[This weird thing in the middle of my face. [Points to nose.]What's wrong with anything that it's below my waist?

[Video] I'm sticking with the one you suggested. ^^

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

That would be your nose. Humans have those for breathing and smelling.

Don't worry about anything below the waist.

[Video] Yay Umbreon! 8D

[deadlydoctor.livejournal.com]

And it has to be here? How impractical. [He's about to ask something else, but he suddenly sneezes.]

[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Skin... job.



Well, you can definitely plug it into things...

[deadlydoctor.livejournal.com]

Human, I mean.

['Frag' is a Cybetronian version of 'crap', they do not fap, lady. They don't even have sex the way humans do~]

And the purpose is?

[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

...Oh. Well that's a lot less fun than I thought it was. Why the term skinjobs?



Pleasure followed by the release of fluids into other peoples' uh-- sockets!

[deadlydoctor.livejournal.com]

Because your are made of flesh.

[Everyone makes out in her mind. Horrible, sure?]

[Knock Out's blinks.] Sockets? I doubt the other would appreciate that.

[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

No, I thought something else.



If it's done right, the other appreciates it a lot!

[deadlydoctor.livejournal.com]

What did you think?

[Why I am not surprised?]

I don't think I would appreciate someone releasing fluids all over me, In fact, I'm sure I would behead them for that.

[pinball-baby.livejournal.com]

...Huh?

[deadlydoctor.livejournal.com]

[He stares back, looking frustrated.]

[pinball-baby.livejournal.com]

Everything okay, dude?

[deadlydoctor.livejournal.com]

No, everything is wrong. My whole body is wrong. Look at me, it's disgusting.

[pinball-baby.livejournal.com]

Oh. Are you usually a girl?

[deadlydoctor.livejournal.com]

[What.]

No I am not a fem bot. This palce can change me like that too?