012 ☼ Video

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

[Well, Tidus is a guy again. Except he's dressed differently than normal, wearing something more casual in favor of his normal athletic attire. He's in a circular, colorful room with wide windows that reveal a city, all high-tech and bright lights. Actually, it really resembles his Zanarkand. He isn't admiring the view though, he hardly notices it. He's eyeing the desk, and he walks over to it and starts to go through its contents. He pauses and picks up an old, used book.]

Everything else in his office is brand new, like he couldn't stand the thought of anything used. So why would the dead guy have this old thing? Weird.

[He starts to read through it, walking around and unable to stay still as he does. He seems to finally notice he's being filmed and pauses, spinning around and smiling brightly.]

Community, I've got a question for you! What's the best murder you ever came across?

Comments

[deadlydoctor.livejournal.com]

The best murder...now that's a though question, I've saw so many.

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

How about your favorite?

[deadlydoctor.livejournal.com]

Hm...it involved a scraplet's bomb. [He gives Tidus a dangerous smirk.]

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[notasinglelady]

[Have a Kurt!pokemon.]

Pika? [Tidus, wtf, seriously.]

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[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

What are you supposed to be?

[He smiles because you're interesting!]

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[notasinglelady]

Piii kaaa..kaa..chuu uuuurt! [Kurt!]

[He waves his small paws.]

[a-new-innovator.livejournal.com]

The best murder? That seems like an odd question.

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, tell me the oddest one! Odd is always good.

[a-new-innovator.livejournal.com]

I don't think I've ever actually seen one... There was a lot of killing in space, during the war.

[soulfist]

Since when do you care about murders?

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

Since ever, Morrigan. You know they're my favorite.

[soulfist]

What ones have you seen?

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

We talking single or mass here?

[ W E L P ]

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

Single. I like serial killers too!

[Smiles!]

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

Hmm...oh boy, I'm rusty on serial killers. There was the case of the Maranda Poisoner who took out half the aristocracy with a phoenix down and dark matter poison combo!

[THAT WAS HIM. If he's not pulling this out of his ass.]

[yacantdoitkid.livejournal.com]

What the fuck are you into, kid?

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

Something a lot more interesting than what you're into, not that you'd ever get it.

[yacantdoitkid.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah?

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

Self-committed, or otherwise?

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

It doesn't matter as long as they're clever.

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

That would depend on how you would define clever. Are you looking to hear about sensationalistic murders, seemingly made for the media's headlines, or simple, pragmatic and effective ones?

[zach-is-with-me.livejournal.com]

"Best"? That's pretty vague, but I've got a few incredible stories.

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

Okay, let's hear them!

[longaevus]

[ Horrified and pissed ] There is nothing to be enjoyed about murder.

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

[Blinks at her before he smiles. He's used to that reaction.] There's plenty to enjoy. Not the actual murder itself, but it's a lot like a competitive game!