[ video-- when does he use otherwise? ]

[andthehat]

You're all having a bit of fun, eh? S'not exactly fair when 'm all stuck on a ship with the boring now-bearded one with the case of denial and a woman, who while womanly, refuses to be especially womanly in the motherly way a woman does and teach my tiny miniature woman, who I would like to respectfully state might be the most womanly out of the women on the ship while simultaneously being the most manliest in the non-bodily sense of the word 'manly', lessons she learned from her now womanly man such as how to stick another man or woman through with a sword.

I expect this fact is due to the fact that she lacks sufficient facts to be sharing as facts, yes? She's boasting.

And this is all why I need to teach Vriska how to properly shoot things. For fun and also as a necessity. I am lacking in a monkey and my bottle is not-yet completely empty and ready to be target practice. My crew is being no help at all finding things we don't mind having lots of holes in, savvy?

I need volunteers. Not to shoot, unless you would like to be very helpful and forever respected-- and later missed should the first few shots go completely off target, but to give me things of which my offspring can shoot, savvy?

As a reward for this kind service, she will continue to be quite adorable and I will give you this cracker.

Comments

[makewayforroze.livejournal.com]

You have enough people chasing you to find someone to shoot. The group is large enough that even if they miss, they'll just hit someone else who's chasing you.

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

Since when did you get offspring?

[andthehat]

No, no. Too easy. That won't help develop aim at all.

[andthehat]

Since the offspring was born and became offspring, clearly. That, blond offspring of Jecht, is a silly question.

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

I've never heard you talk about them before. Tidus sounds a lot better than that title.

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

... Your offspring. Oh. Oooh, I see what's happened here. Captain, you sorry son of a bitch, I really feel for you. Ahaha.

[makewayforroze.livejournal.com]

Then choose a specific man. Either way, you win.

[Video]

[cleaverage.livejournal.com]

[Skimming over...everything. Will is going to first pick up the most important thing.]

Elizabeth is with you?!?

[andthehat]

This would be quite a woeful situation had there been a nagging figure to go along with her but there isn't and there isn't that...stupidity demonstrated by other certain offsprings as I have a remarkable set of good things to pass down, you see, so this is all not-so-bad.

[Video]

[andthehat]

Ah! Yes. I forgot to mention that. I have located, secured the safety of, and am providing excellent care to --your bonny lass.

Re: [Video]

[cleaverage.livejournal.com]

[Looking very relieved now. Somehow Elizabeth with Jack meant she was safe. She nods before scrunching her face up and recalling the rest of what Jack said. While not surprised that Jack had an offspring, he was surprised at how sudden she seemed to be on the ship. Had he picked her up in Tortuga?]

You are showing your daughter how to be a pirate already?

[andthehat]

Roze, darling, you're telling me to shoot people. That seems out of place.

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

Aah, so you're okay with having a brat? This is all going to be a nightmare for you in a few days, and I'm gonna laugh 'til I bust a lung.

Anyway, should you really be calling Vriska adorable? That's misleading to anyone dumb enough to help out.

[makewayforroze.livejournal.com]

I thought it was helpful advice.

[andthehat]

You aren't good at listening then, Teetee.

[andthehat]

Should you be laughing that hard at my apparent future misery? It seems quite painful and life threatening.

Shh. That's the point.

[Video]

[andthehat]

Already a pirate via birth by pirates. This is simply a continuing lesson in how to be a good one, pet--mate--welp. ...Wilma.

[andthehat]

Helpful, indeed. Unexpected too.

Re: [Video]

[cleaverage.livejournal.com]

Not always.

[And light glare at the names. Jack! She just looks like woman! Whelp works.]

It's Will.

[Video]

[andthehat]

You grew up in a rather biased situation but it would be an 'always' in your case and especially so in tiny people I keep around.

Will for short.

[makewayforroze.livejournal.com]

Don't be so surprised handsome, I can be helpful.

[Video]

[cleaverage.livejournal.com]

Should I be fortunate to have a child; you will not call him or her a tiny person.

[Because that just sounds weird, Jack.]

Short of William. Not Wilhelmina.

[Video]

[andthehat]

But that's what they are. Tiny persons who have yet to grow into full sized persons.

Wilhemina! Now that is a much better one than Wilma. Did you come up with that?

Re: [Video]

[cleaverage.livejournal.com]

Children is a fine word too, Jack.

[:|]

No. I heard back in the colonies. There is not need for better, I like my name just fine.

[Video]

[andthehat]

As are words like 'petite personne.'

It is a nice name but your presumably temporary state needs a flattering name to it.