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[antibadstuff.livejournal.com]

I think Buffy-ville just got invaded by the whale of bad days. Ahab would've been impressed.

Anyway, what that means for you guys? No more world hops to Sunnydale or anywhere in my world. I mean it, I can not risk any of you guys coming here right now. I want the people I like as far as possible from here until this is over.

That goes for everyone. If anyone's still in charge of that virus safehouse thing still? My world's off-limits as of yesterday.

{ ooc: Canon move to Checkpoint. }

Comments

[antibadstuff.livejournal.com]

Oh. I went through years of people completely ignoring weird things that happened, so I totally know how you feel. Why with the screaming?

[candace-flynn.livejournal.com]

Because I often end up caught up in their crazy things and then I go flying through the air or being hurled around and it's scary!

[antibadstuff.livejournal.com]

Is it really that dangerous?

[candace-flynn.livejournal.com]

Are you kidding? I'm surprised I haven't broken everything!

[antibadstuff.livejournal.com]

Must be a real chore there. I'm glad you're okay.

[candace-flynn.livejournal.com]

[It may happen one day...]

Yeah. You get chased by giant crazy monsters and fall off crazy flying machines and see if you don't break anything!

[antibadstuff.livejournal.com]

Giant crazy monsters I can handle. Don't think I've ever been on a crazy flying machine, but I'll make sure to look out for them.

[candace-flynn.livejournal.com]

Oh, if you came to my backyard you'd see them every day!

[antibadstuff.livejournal.com]

I think I might have way more than enough to deal with here, but thanks.

[candace-flynn.livejournal.com]

But you look like you might understand!

[antibadstuff.livejournal.com]

And I'm sure I totally would if I didn't have to make sure my family and friends weren't about to get their spines ripped out by a notably pissed off hell-bitch.

[candace-flynn.livejournal.com]

.... Ooookay. Is that some kind of metaphor?

[antibadstuff.livejournal.com]

I wish it was a metaphor.

[candace-flynn.livejournal.com]

So you really have some monster there?

[antibadstuff.livejournal.com]

Lots. Daily. Well, mostly nightly. I'm a professional monster-killing person.

[candace-flynn.livejournal.com]

Is one a giant baby head?

[antibadstuff.livejournal.com]

No, haven't fought that either. Mostly your run of the mill vampires, demons, mummies, bug-people, blahblah. Then occasional need for the plural of apocalypse.

[candace-flynn.livejournal.com]

Ugh. Mummies.

So all this happens to you without little brothers?

[antibadstuff.livejournal.com]

No little brothers whatsoever. My friends don't even have little brothers.

[candace-flynn.livejournal.com]

If you did then there'd be even more trouble.

[antibadstuff.livejournal.com]

Probably not any more than a little sister who wants nothing more than to annoy you.

[candace-flynn.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I guess little sisters can be a pain too. I mean, Jeremy has a little sister and she's an absolute nightmare.

[antibadstuff.livejournal.com]

At least Jeremy's a guy. Little sisters to girls steal all of your clothes and things and use them without permission, never mind their own business, always try to invade your private time, and make it absolutely certain that you have to worry about them getting killed twice a week.

[candace-flynn.livejournal.com]

I think Suzy would like to kill me.

[antibadstuff.livejournal.com]

Scary.