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[ridingchariots.livejournal.com]

Hm. I wonder how this got here.

[The first minute can be skipped to get to the good part.]

Comments

action, because we love having Waver flip his shit

[to-philotimo.livejournal.com]

RIDER!

action, because yes

[ridingchariots.livejournal.com]

Yes?

8D

[to-philotimo.livejournal.com]

What the hell are you thinking, posting that sort of thing where other Servants can see it?! Do you want to give away your trump card so easily, like an idiot?!

[He might be hitting Rider in the chest right now. And by 'might' I mean 'is'.]

Don't you think about anything before you do it?! If Lancer or one of the other Masters sees this, it'll ruin whatever advantage we have! Idiot, idiot, idiot!

[This is going to go on for a while.]

[ridingchariots.livejournal.com]

Eh, the only other Servant here is Lancer, and I would have shown it to him if he'd been there.

[Giant shrug.]

[glyph-witch.livejournal.com]

That is really impressive.

[ridingchariots.livejournal.com]

I thought so.

[Video]

[material_guy]

Nnnnn. How do you make a zombie army like that? I got the army part, it's the zombie thing that's tricky...

[Video]

[ridingchariots.livejournal.com]

'Zombie' is a bit rude to call my army.

[Video]

[material_guy]

Gettin' offended by the word zombie's rude to the zombies on here. They're all dead guys who're all un-dead now, right?

[Video]

[ridingchariots.livejournal.com]

In that case you'd call me a zombie as well.

[cannotbelieve.livejournal.com]

Whoa.

[ridingchariots.livejournal.com]

Impressive?

[cannotbelieve.livejournal.com]

How --

[croibhristeoir]

. . .

[If Lancer was the kind of guy to say such a thing, 'HOLY SHIT' would be an adequate reaction here.]

[As it is, he's not. So just...this face.]

[Because holy shit.]

[ridingchariots.livejournal.com]

Lancer! My Master has already lectured me thoroughly that you might see this.

[This face, because he doesn't care at all.]

[croibhristeoir]

[Lancer couldn't help but think it didn't matter in the slightest if he saw this or not.]

[Because what the everloving fuck would he even do?]

Ah...y-yes. Hello, Rider.

[glass-secret.livejournal.com]

Holy fuck... You really weren't just shitting me when you said your army would follow you across time.

[ridingchariots.livejournal.com]

You thought I was? I'd never lie about my bond with my men.

[glass-secret.livejournal.com]

Hey, when you've seen as many leaders get back stabbed by their own followers as I have, it's an easy conclusion to jump to.

So, they all followed you willingly? No forcing any unbreakable vows on anyone?

[stone-gun-nest.livejournal.com]

... Wow.

[Have a dumbfounded face from the guy who's trying to avoid being king.]

[ridingchariots.livejournal.com]

It is my trump card.

[stone-gun-nest.livejournal.com]

I'll bet.

[Jak didn't really understand more than half of what was said, but he understands that this guy can make an army come out of nowhere.]

Seems like overkill to take out like ten people, though. I mean, even if it is ten against one. I've had worse odds.

[... Yes, but Metal Heads aren't Servants, Jak.]

[denies]

... Huh, even I have to admit that's a little amazing. So that's your kind of power?

[ridingchariots.livejournal.com]

Exactly. Even in a war among heroes my army stands above all other powers.

[denies]

Well, I guess it would be difficult to defeat an army like that, no matter how powerful the opponent is. Especially if you're on your own it would just be a pain in the ass.