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[thirstsforred.livejournal.com]

Yo!

Everything's so calm and peaceful. You know what? Let's change that up. I'm bored as heck. Let's start a wildfire on some world! Any takers? Oh, I know! A bear in a castle with a thorn in his paw! That's always a kick.

Come on, someone let's have a good time. It'll be cool. If you want. If not, I don't care. I'll just set your house on fire!

Comments

[makewayforroze.livejournal.com]

There's nothing wrong with peace. It's nice.

[thirstsforred.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well. I'm bored! Why don't we chase down a three-headed bear?

[makewayforroze.livejournal.com]

Are they attacking someone?

[thirstsforred.livejournal.com]

No! I need a new rug, duh. My old skin is a century old--kind of getting thin.

[soulfist]

I don't think you could set my castle on fire. It's been set on fire so much that I think it might be invulnerable...

But, I think it's too boring here also. It's too quiet, something needs to happen!

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[thirstsforred.livejournal.com]

I could set you on fire.

[thirstsforred.livejournal.com]

Nah, I kid. I don't have a reason to.

But, yeah. Too quiet. Too stale. Something needs to happen. A raid, a mob, a hurricane, a bomb! Something.

[soulfist]

[ laughs ] I was going to say, you would have a hard time trying to light me on fire.

Those are way too boring.

[thirstsforred.livejournal.com]

Don't think you'd be very much fun on fire, anyway.

Hm... Ever raise an army of the undead? We should send one right down the main street of a major city at midnight--with drums! And set the undead on fire, too.

[soulfist]

Why? Because it wouldn't hurt that bad~?

As in zombies? They're gross and annoying. I like the idea of setting them on fire to parade around though♥

[thirstsforred.livejournal.com]

Because I don't hurt cool people. Unless they try to slay me, then I kill 'em.

Hey, I resent that. Well, I can agree with zombies being gross but not undead are like that. As a queen of the undead, I have to say something. Sure, yeah, I can do that! Why not.

[soulfist]

Believe me, slaying you would be like slaying my own kind.

[ laughs, grinning ] I didn't know that we already had to much in common~ I'm also a queen of the undead. Well, queen of Darkstalkers.

If you knew the zombies that I knew, then you might think differently.

[thirstsforred.livejournal.com]

Queen of the vampires, that's me.

Eh, they make great back-up dancers.

[soulfist]

Do you keep them all in line?

I'm sure they do!

[thirstsforred.livejournal.com]

Duh. I'm still queen after a few centuries, so yeah.

[soulfist]

I know a certain vampire who's been trying to overthrow me and take my kingdom since my father was ruling, that's why I was asking. But he's probably sleeping to recover his strength and...try again.

[thirstsforred.livejournal.com]

Eh, don't worry about it. I wouldn't try that. No reason, too, besides. I've got my hands full enough already.

[soulfist]

With what?

[thirstsforred.livejournal.com]

With other vampires trying to take my thrown--they never learn.

[soulfist]

It's very upsetting to have to deal with that.

[stapitsenpai.livejournal.com]

Yahoooo!! Let's do it!!

[thirstsforred.livejournal.com]

That's the spirit, kiddo!

[stapitsenpai.livejournal.com]

What's the first mission here? Where do we start?!

[thirstsforred.livejournal.com]

Let's go strangle some pixies!

[stapitsenpai.livejournal.com]

W....wait-.... pixies?

[thirstsforred.livejournal.com]

...yeah, pixies. Annoying little buggers.

[stapitsenpai.livejournal.com]

But- we're gonna kill them?! I don't know about this Marceline-senpai...

[denies]

Setting people's houses on fire, huh? Yeah, I'm sure they'll appreciate that.

Don't you have something better to do?

[thirstsforred.livejournal.com]

You try to come up with things to do after a few centuries.

[denies]

... Geez, don't tell me you're going to say you're a witch or something ridiculous like that next.

[cocksprite.livejournal.com]

Totally joining on the bored parade. Shit sucks when nothing's going down.

[thirstsforred.livejournal.com]

That's why we need to do something. Make things lively, y'know? It's total bunk when things are boring.

[cocksprite.livejournal.com]

What'd you have in mind?

[vanessessary.livejournal.com]

I'm up for something. Things can get pretty boring around here sometimes.

[thirstsforred.livejournal.com]

What do you think about bear hunting? I need a new pelt.

[vanessessary.livejournal.com]

I've never really hunted...anything. Is that really something you do for fun?

[poison_puppet]

How 'bout I set you on fire? That'd be interesting, right?

[thirstsforred.livejournal.com]

Sure! Just remember if you do that? I'll have to slit your throat and drink every last drop of blood you have.

[poison_puppet]

Having you try might be fun.