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[Touma sighs and leans back to push his fingers through his hair. It appears that he's in a messy apartment that's seems to be an episode of "Why Two Geniuses Shouldn't Live Together". He looks down at his computer that he's set up on the floor and tilts his head to the side.]

I ignore this place for a few days and come back to find out that it's changed location somehow. And all I wanted to do was ask about these world hop things since I need one.

[He shakes his head.]

For the record, I had nothing to do with this.

[JUST SO PEOPLE FROM HIS WORLD ARE CLEAR ON THAT.]

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Anyway, it's fun sometimes to get played by a girl like that if you like 'em with a little bite, but it's in bad taste to play with 'em like that yerself, even if you figure they're used to it. Got it?

I'm not trying to play anything.

That's right. Yer an innocent good boy.

...I guess?

It's a good thing. Just try not to make some kinda novice mistake. A cherry boy can spurn a girl with high expectations without even knowing it.

Is this about sex again? [THAT'S WHAT THE LAST ADVICE WAS ABOUT!]

No, but if you want some tips on that, I'm good for that, too.

Sorry. Did I miss my cue? I figured you weren't really goin' for that....

So this isn't about sex?

The hell made you think it was?

You. You kinda got a naturally dirty mind, don't you? Is Cherry Boy no good a nickname for you after all?

I had no idea what you were talking about anymore. The last time that happened that's what you were talking about. I thought there might be a pattern.

I was talking about dating then, too. Dating with maybe some sex.

Don't let Armor-kun go filling yer head with the idea that I'm some kinda single minded pervert. I'm lookin' out for yer best interests here. Show a little gratitude.

Oh. Sorry.

As long as you understand.

Now let's hear some "thank you"s too.

For what?

You ain't naturally grateful for none of this helpful advice I've been givin' you?

Your advice is confusing.

It'll make sense when the time comes. It might be too late by then, but you'll at least have an idea what happened. Yer kinda slow, so you need all the tips like this you can get.

I didn't realize this was so important to some people.

That's how a Cherry Boy can end up hurting a girl, being dense like that. S'why I told you to be careful with 'em. Even if they're Battle Axes.

Girls don't tend to want to go on dates with me. Typically they ignore me.

You sure it ain't more that yer just dense? This one wants to cook for you and get yer autograph.

...That means she likes me?

Spurned woman with a rough love life invites clueless kid over for a meal? She's probably settin' you up for one of those more awkward boring flattering flirty date things I warned you about, where there's nothin' to do but talk 'n flirt.

We talk about lots of things though. She's interesting to talk to.

Just be careful she ain't readin' more into it than yer puttin' out.

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sky_protector - 2012-01-08 04:31 (UTC) - Expand

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