Personal Log, Annotation .0056873 ( aka Posted on accident to the comm )

[stand_witness]

Current Operational Status--> Fully functional
Anomalous activity detected --> Estimated to be unknown signals malfunction
Primitive Networking Design--> Unknown encryption coding, signals trace inconclusive

Data Package File Contents; Anomalous effects on Decepticon officers
Known Data; Inconclusive, continuing to monitor frequencies.

Decepticon Signals Detected, Continuum stream multiplier in effect:
Results: Curious adaption of personal drone unit 00687 ( Codename: Ravage )
Known Decepticon officers in contact with variety of indigenous life. Viral, Fleshling, Threat levels: low

Network security upgrades premature, data inconclusive
Update causing power grid malfunction...attempting to rectify...

...Warning, System reboot

[ Soundwave, I think you broke the community. ]

Comments

[notasinglelady]

Oh look, a member of Daft Punk found the comm.

Hello, some of the member of my old Glee Club love your music.

text, audio

[stand_witness]

[ Who are--, How did you--?! No, this is his private log, human, how are you seeing thi--...

...Oh scrap. ]

Personal designation not consistent.
Definition: Daft Punk;
Fleshling music primitive, but pleasing.

[ Imbed audio file ]

[notasinglelady]

[Magic~]

I will take that as a no. My mistake, sorry.

[Fleshling?]

That's a really good song. Did you hear this one?

[audio file.]

[stand_witness]

[ Only still replying to this because he's wondering how you GOT into his systems, and...well...he has a secret fondness for Dubstep? ]

Affirmative, to both queries.

[ Data sharing might work? Obviously this is a skilled opponent to break in so stealthily. ]

Continued exchange of audio files, deviation ID; Glitch Mob;

audio file

[notasinglelady]

[What's not to love about Dubstep?]

I see. I'm Kurt, nice to meet you. [Strange faceless person-thing :c]

Oh, I like that one too. I blame Puckerman for that.

Have another.

You seem to be new, do you have any questions about this place?

[deadlydoctor]

Soundwave I don't think this is what you had planned.

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[stand_witness]

[ Ordinarily he would just give you a look, Knock Out. Because thank you Captain Obvious for pointing this out to him. ]

Affirmative
Systems Malfunction widespread

Negotiating, and rectifying error in brickforce MESHnet mobile firewall

text

[deadlydoctor]

[That was the less aggravating thing he could say. He doesn't want to annoy Soundwave :/]

The whole comm seems to be glitching for many different reasons.

Do you need a hand with that?

text

[stand_witness]

Negative

[ The day he asks for your help doing his job is the same day you allow Soundwave to perform delicate surgery on Breakdown. B| ]

System recompiling, rerouting, subroutines running in proximity

Comprehensive report to be supplied once security runs at optimal level again.

[ "Comprehensive" meaning "The parts I choose to tell you about" so leave me along, Knock Out. I have work to do. ]

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[deadlydoctor]

Alright.

[He's was just trying to help. And ey, hands off my partner. Go molest someone else.]

Trust this place to screw up with the system again in the future, the community and it's members are very unstable.

understood.

[Would those reports have that section where SW says 'I TOLD YOU SO' to Lord Megatron?]

[stand_witness]

[ They do. But politely, and probably in numerical shorthand. Because efficiency is awesome. Maybe one day Megatron will learn this B| ]

[deadlydoctor]

[ Maybe one day Megatron will learn this B|.......................ha ha ha ha...no. He won't learn what he's not interestign to learn. It's been like, what? 5-6 billions years together? Did he learned efficiency from Soundwave?]

[pettedasnake]

I've learned that turning the computer off, then on can fix almost anything.

text

[stand_witness]

[ Again?! What is with you humans! Like roaches, get out! ]

Assessment unnecessary
Source: "computer" not applicable

Security protocols running

[ Don't mind him, he's grumpy when the there's a glitch in the Matrix. ]

[im_wavin]

What the scrap? [All that just went way over his head.]

text

[stand_witness]

[ No, no, no. All the NOPE. ]

Assessment correct.

[ Yes, that was sarcasm. Yes it's hard to tell with Soundwave.]

[im_wavin]

[After rereading the post...]

Hey!!! I'm not a drone!!!

[stand_witness]

Incorrect
Personal drone unit 00687 ( Codename: Ravage )

Same make, model, inappropriate personality coded into processing
Unnecessary

[im_wavin]

No, not a drone! I haz an ember and everything!!!

[stand_witness]

[ The who in the what? ]

Definition: Ember?

[im_wavin]

U know! Ember!!!! Want makes Cybertonians, Cybertronians!

Unless u call it something else, like 'Spark!'

[stand_witness]

[ ....NOPE.
Connection terminated. Hello dead air static. ]

[im_wavin]

[Kitty is going to be confused for a sec. But then is just going to go look up lolcats!]

[oceanicbutterfly]

...who are you?

text;

[stand_witness]

Personal designation unnecessary to fleshlings.

[ He's having a bad day, don't mind him. ]

[Locked to Soundwave][text]

[itshammertime]

Regarding 'Ravage'.

I have been working to establish a... friendship with him in order to find out if there is other information he could give us. To do so I have been convincing him that I am from his 'universe'(What ever that may mean). It would aid in my attempts if you keep all contact with me over this community to well locked comments and refrain from referring directly to me, though it seems he has some idea of different versions of the same bots.

[Locked to Breakdown][text]

[stand_witness]

Acknowledged
Communications observed, theories of Multiple Interim Realities possible, deception most likely

Report: List names of known allies?

[ You know it's a strange day when Breakdown, of all mechs, is giving you something constructive to do. ]

[Locked][text]

[itshammertime]

Yes, I am aware that he could be playing the same game as I am, but I figure it is best to continue with the act, if he isn't lying giving up the truth now could damage any ability to gain information from him in the future.

No absolute allies detirmined yet, but there are a few who have high potential. One known as Rose seems the least currious about us and is 'helpful' on occasion. Others I have not bothered to learn the names of yet, I'm leaving that until I am sure it is worth the memory space.

[Thanks Soundwave, Breakdown feels the love, really.]

[Locked][text]

[stand_witness]

Clarification: Allies = Fleshling/Cybertonina/Other?

[ Soundwave can always appreciate helpful data, he's just dubious about Breakdown's skills in stealth. ]

Observational data inconclusive, behavior indicative of higher life-simulation programming
Extraneous coding unnecessary to optimal drone functionality

[video]

[chaosgoddess]

Oh, what we have where..?

You don't like my new design?

text

[stand_witness]

Design flaw statistics = reduced efficiency

Statistics list provided
Prompt: Accept/Deny?

Re: text

[chaosgoddess]

Exactly! Isnt' that wonderful? All the stress that causes....

Uhm...accept? [Eris and machine doesn't mix well :/ She doesn’t always understand them.]

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[stand_witness]

Systems Report;

ff00.0000.00..................................B0.NO
ff00.0001.00..................................E0.NO
ff00.0000.00..................................E1.NO

Cyclic runtime >> engines 3, 6, 12, 15 reduced to 44% capacity
Locking Instal. >> 22-87, decks 22, 25, bridge, engineering compromised

ff00.0001.00..................................EE.NO
ff00.0001.00..................................F0.NO

Energy cycling >>....Cache Transfer lag system wide
Total lag >> .0024 c.

Re: text

[chaosgoddess]

Honey, I speak all the languages of Babel

...and that sure isn't one of them. Could you be more clear?

Otherwise I will assume you are hitting on me somehow.