> John and Vriska: Celebrate a very important date.

[egderp]

-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering DramaDramaDuck [DDD] --

ATTENTION COMMUNITY


this is john egbert, and i have an incredibly important announcement to make!
this announcement is so incredibly important that the president himself would make it if he hadn't gotten blown up by meteors.
it's a big deal.
and here it is........
...........
(SUSPENSE!!!!!!!!)
.....
......... today is nicolas cage's birthday!
some of you might be from horrible nightmare worlds where nic cage doesn't exist, but that's ok.
all you need to know is that he is pretty much the best.
Weeeeeeeell, he's not 8ad, for a pink scruffy wife8eaterly human man!
and we're making him a birthday card!
... uh, "we" being me and vriska, haha.
anyway, we wanted all of you guys to sign it so we can let him know how great he is across the MULTIVERSE.
so if everyone could just... give me something to put on it and your name??
thanks guys!!! :D

... also, does anyone know how we could get the card to him?????
we could sort of use some help there.

Comments

[h8ers_gonna_h8]

Oh, please!
I am only going along with this 8ecause you were soooooooo insistent.

[t4st1ngs]

4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4
R34LLY YOU GUYS
R34LLY?

[h8ers_gonna_h8]

Wow, how ruuuuuuuude do you have to 8e?

[exceedingwords]

This Is The Big Announcment
Really

[t4st1ngs]

4S RUD3 4S 1 W4NT DUH
D1D YOU R34LLY H4V3 TO 4SK?
>:]

[egderp]

suuuuuuuure.
don't act like you didn't want to wish him a happy birthday too, vriska.
because i'm pretty sure you said something about winning at birthdays.
(which is still a thing i don't think you can do, by the way.)

[h8ers_gonna_h8]

It's not like I'm taking this seriously!
John was just fussing and hassling me.
I had to give in 8efore he exploded!

[egderp]

... uh.
yes, really?
what's wrong with it???

[egderp]

everyone is just saying "really"...
it's a big deal!
how would you like it if we missed your birthday??

[h8ers_gonna_h8]

It is so a thing!
I know, 8ecause I've done it.
Just like how I won at Christmas!!!!!!!!

[t4st1ngs]

NOTH1NG?
1 JUST F1ND 1T FUNNY
>:]
1 M34N S1NC3 L1K3
1TS SOM3TH1NG BOTH YOU 4ND VR1SK4 L1K3
H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3

[exceedingwords]

I Dont Have A Birthday I Have A Wiggling Day
And Trolls Are Hatched Not Born
Besides I Am Sorry John But There Are More Pressing Concerns Right Now

[t4st1ngs]

UHUH
SUR3
1 B3L13V3 1T
4NYTH1NG YOU S4Y VR1SK4

[h8ers_gonna_h8]

Unlike you, I am taking a leap and experiencing human culture, even the stupid parts!
That makes me the most enlightened person in this convers8tion. >::::)

[egderp]

ok, but...
sometimes i think that maybe you are not getting the point of human celebrations!

[h8ers_gonna_h8]

What's to get????????
Everyone has as much fun as they can and 8uys the most awesome presents they can find.
And then the person with the 8est present who had the most fun wins!!!!!!!!

[egderp]

i don't really get what's so funny about it.
nic cage is a likeable guy!
anyway, are you going to sign the card, terezi?

[embersandashes]

... Who is he?

[egderp]

no, see, there's not a lot of "winning" to do.
and birthdays are about appreciating your friends and stuff!
you're pretty much saying,
"hey dude, it's cool that you're alive and i am glad about it!"
then you throw a party to celebrate them being a year older.
the presents are just another thing, you know?

[exceedingwords]

Why Do You Wish To Win At This Birthday Of This Human

And Besides How Did You Win At Christmas

[t4st1ngs]

HON3STLY 1 DONT KNOW WH3TH3R 1 SHOULD B3 L4UGH1NG OR JUST TROLL1NG YOU
TH1S 1S SO H1L4R1OUS
H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4

[egderp]

ok, you have weird alien things instead.
the point is, if there was a day when we were meant to give you presents and be glad that you exist and stuff, it would suck if we missed it.
i mean, i would pretty much feel like a horse's ass if i missed your birthday.
or your wiggle day or whatever.
i know!!!
there is ectobiology and quests to be done and world-creating and all that crap.
but we're trying to have fun for a second here!

[h8ers_gonna_h8]

8ecause he is not totally o8jectiona8le!
His movie wasn't as 8ad as I expected, and John was soooooooo insistent........
So hey, what's the harm?
And if I am going to 8e part of a 8irthday, I am going to win at it!
As for Christmas, I got people the 8est presents, of coooooooourse. ::::p

[h8ers_gonna_h8]

Huh.
That is a pretty uniquely human thing, John!

[t4st1ngs]

1 DONT KNOW WHO H3 1S JOHN
JUST TH4T H3S 4 HUM4N
4ND TH4T YOU 4ND VR1SK4 BOTH L1K3 H1M

BUT Y34H 1 W1LL!

"D34R N1C C4G3:
JOHN S4YS YOU 4R3 4W3SOM3
SO 1 GU3SS YOU 4R3 4W3SOM3
H4PPY W1GGL1NG D4Y"
H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4