> John and Vriska: Celebrate a very important date.

[egderp]

-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering DramaDramaDuck [DDD] --

ATTENTION COMMUNITY


this is john egbert, and i have an incredibly important announcement to make!
this announcement is so incredibly important that the president himself would make it if he hadn't gotten blown up by meteors.
it's a big deal.
and here it is........
...........
(SUSPENSE!!!!!!!!)
.....
......... today is nicolas cage's birthday!
some of you might be from horrible nightmare worlds where nic cage doesn't exist, but that's ok.
all you need to know is that he is pretty much the best.
Weeeeeeeell, he's not 8ad, for a pink scruffy wife8eaterly human man!
and we're making him a birthday card!
... uh, "we" being me and vriska, haha.
anyway, we wanted all of you guys to sign it so we can let him know how great he is across the MULTIVERSE.
so if everyone could just... give me something to put on it and your name??
thanks guys!!! :D

... also, does anyone know how we could get the card to him?????
we could sort of use some help there.

Comments

[h8ers_gonna_h8]

Oh, please!
I am only going along with this 8ecause you were soooooooo insistent.

[egderp]

suuuuuuuure.
don't act like you didn't want to wish him a happy birthday too, vriska.
because i'm pretty sure you said something about winning at birthdays.
(which is still a thing i don't think you can do, by the way.)

[h8ers_gonna_h8]

It is so a thing!
I know, 8ecause I've done it.
Just like how I won at Christmas!!!!!!!!

[t4st1ngs]

4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4
R34LLY YOU GUYS
R34LLY?

[h8ers_gonna_h8]

Wow, how ruuuuuuuude do you have to 8e?

[t4st1ngs]

4S RUD3 4S 1 W4NT DUH
D1D YOU R34LLY H4V3 TO 4SK?
>:]

[egderp]

... uh.
yes, really?
what's wrong with it???

[t4st1ngs]

NOTH1NG?
1 JUST F1ND 1T FUNNY
>:]
1 M34N S1NC3 L1K3
1TS SOM3TH1NG BOTH YOU 4ND VR1SK4 L1K3
H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3

[exceedingwords]

This Is The Big Announcment
Really

[egderp]

everyone is just saying "really"...
it's a big deal!
how would you like it if we missed your birthday??

[exceedingwords]

I Dont Have A Birthday I Have A Wiggling Day
And Trolls Are Hatched Not Born
Besides I Am Sorry John But There Are More Pressing Concerns Right Now

[embersandashes]

... Who is he?

[egderp]

nic cage.
he's a human actor who is pretty much one of the best on the planet.
possibly one of the best in the universe.
maybe even the MULTIVERSE.

[embersandashes]

But you don't know him personally.

[harlol]

okay!!!
this looks like fun! :)
"dear mister nic cage
my name is jade!!!
john and vriska really like you. so even if i have not seen any of your movies i am sure they are amazing!
have a happy birthday :)
-jade!!!!!!!!!"
how about that?

[egderp]

that sounds good to me!
i'm sure mr cage will appreciate it, haha. :)

[harlol]

yay! :D
oh should i draw something too????

[grimdarkseer]

Really, John?
This is really the best thing you could be doing with your time right now?

[egderp]

it only takes a little while!
besides, i have dr meowgon spengler on the job, so it's ok.

York no. Noooooooo.

[specialest_agent]

You could try calling his agent.

I don't know how reliable this website is, but give it a try.

[egderp]

oh, cool!
thanks dude.
i guess we can worldhop to a guy that can get the card to nic cage.
... that website is kind of skeevy though.

[deathfangirl]

oh my who is this example of human manliness?
ill sign

[egderp]

nic cage!
he's an action movie hero.
oh wait, you like action movies, don't you??
you would probably like him!
national treasure was about going into all of these historical sites and finding secret conspiracy clues.
and explosions.

[elloran]

Who is this 'Nicholas Cage'?

[egderp]

he's a famous human actor!
he mostly does action movies and he's pretty much just the best at what he does.