No really this makes perfect sense

[docfoul]

Good day, community. I have an announcement to make, this one significantly more pleasant than some of you are doubtlessly expecting to hear from me.

I have been informed that there was a party at my associates' mansion last week and that a significant number of you were and will be there. I have also been assured - and, in the meantime, come to clearly see - that I will have been there as well. This is a fantastic chance for mingling, as I know you will agree, and so I am formally inviting everyone who reads this and a handful of people who will not. Not that it matters, because you were already there. Haa haa, hee hee, hoo hoo.

I must warn you, though: some of my associates can be unruly. Not to worry, however, as there will be enough people, and not only myself, more than qualified enough to keep everything running smoothly. Not to mention that the alpha timeline would not allow for anything to go gravely wrong.

Still, do watch out for any stray bullets from parallel timelines. There may be a few of those.


((IC post regarding this event idea I've been mentioning on Plurk lately! It... doesn't really have a set date or anything yet, but here it is. 8D;; I will get an OOC post explaining everything in detail soon, including specific Weird Time Shit that could happen and what you can do if you want to be at the party, but would rather opt out of all the time travel!))

Comments

[docfoul]

Let's suppose you were right, which you are not.
Would it really make a difference?
Do you think the community cares where anybody is? If they are here and not there, will the community give up on casting its dark veil over them?

[grimdarkseer]

I know if I were in your position I would certainly consider it an option, one to be explored if only for it to later be discarded.

[docfoul]

I have been physically in the presence of some community members before.
I frankly doubt location makes a difference. It never did before.

[grimdarkseer]

And yet still I cannot bring myself to believe that you are offering this simply from the goodness of your heart.

[docfoul]

I am not.
I am bringing it up because it has already happened, and now it is up to me to ensure it will have happened.

[grimdarkseer]

You said that. I still don't believe that there's no ulterior motive.

[docfoul]

I can assure you it would be very difficult for me to have an ulterior motive behind this party, as I only learned of its existence some minutes ago.

[grimdarkseer]

Then it's possible you just haven't learned of your reasons yet.

[docfoul]

That...
That would be highly irregular.

Don't mind Rose just picking holes in everything he says >.>

[grimdarkseer]

But not unexpected if regarding an event you claim to have only discovered happened recently.

You know he'd totally have a boner right now if he could

[docfoul]

It certainly isn't impossible.

Such a pervert, Scratch

[grimdarkseer]

As I suspected.
You'll understand, then, if I choose to withhold judgement over whether or not your motives are questionable until after the event comes to pass.

[docfoul]

Naturally.
Although I am sure this party will present no significant advantage to me.

[grimdarkseer]

Then I suppose we both have something to look forward too.