Cross posted from Ravage's Yatter account

[im_wavin]

3:30:12 pm: autobots r makings troubles @ a nuclear power plant.
3:35:45 pm: i'm going in! they never suspect i'm here spyings on them.
3:40:50 pm: hiding behind these computers. they'll never see me!!! i'm waving btw.
3:41:05 pm: Rodimus's face looks rly stupid from this angle.
3:41:17 pm: it looks like he wielded scrap metal to his faceplate.
3:41:20 pm: he really stinks today too. i cans smell him from here!!!
3:41:25 pm: he looks really angry now.
3:41:27 pm: HE SEES ME!!! HOW HE KNOW I WAS HERE!?
3:43:30 pm: STOP CHASING ME!!! I'M TRYING 2 YATTER!!!
3:43:45 pm: SJKLAFSJF STOP FIRING AT ME!!! I'M LEAVING ALREADY!!
3:45:50 pm: hiding behind some crates. he'll never find me!
3:45:56 pm: HOW DOES HE KEEP FINDING ME!?!?!?
3:46:05 pm: YAY!!! SOUNDWAVE AND BLITZWING FOUND ME!!!
3:55:45 pm: awwwww Starscream says i can't use yatter or boxball 4 a week.
3:55:55 pm: and monitoring duty!? that's boring!!!
3:56:00 pm: i has a grounded...

Comments

[urbandev]

Is this what Cait sounds like when I send him out on missions?

[im_wavin]

Maybe. Who's Cait?

and thus, the apocalypse.

[urbandev]

I'm Cait!

Bwahahahahaha!

[im_wavin]

Oh hai!!! I'm Ravage!

Re: Bwahahahahaha!

[urbandev]

Hiya, Ravage I'm Cait Sith~

[im_wavin]

Nice to meetcha, Cait Sith!

[urbandev]

I didn't know there were any other sentient cat-bots around!

[harlol]

umm
maybe they were reading your post??? D:
but it is good that you are okay!!!!

[mayonaka_idol]

Um... What's this?

[She's very confused.]

[im_wavin]

Oh there totally are! There's another in my world, named Steeljaw, but he's pretty grumpy.

[im_wavin]

Oh, oops... Bad habit!

[im_wavin]

Some how my recent Yatter updates got posted here.

[harlol]

you need to be careful about that ravage!! :(
but i am glad you are okay
what happened???

[urbandev]

That's sad I don't think there's ever been a grumpy Cait Sith...

[im_wavin]

I will!!! I'll use a friend filter next time. ^-^

I gave Rodimus teh run about. I'm rly rly hard to catch!!!

[im_wavin]

Maybe it's because he's with teh Autobots. I know I be grumpy if I were with them.

[urbandev]

What's an autobot? It makes people grumpy. Maybe that's why Vincent's such a grouch...

[harlol]

it is good you are ok! :)
who are you fighting anyway? :O

[im_wavin]

O, they're bad bots here!

[im_wavin]

Autobots! They're the bad bots here!

[harlol]

and they read your feed when they are doing bad stuff?
were they slacking? :o

[urbandev]

Oooh I get it!

[im_wavin]

Actually I thinks they were taking over the power plant to make energon. Maybe they were monitoring stuff?

[im_wavin]

But I'm a Decepticon! We're the good bots!

[urbandev]

Cool!! I'm a Cait Sith!

[harlol]

i guess so!
so you are like a superhero robot cat?

[mayonaka_idol]

Yatter? What's that?

[im_wavin]

It's a micro blog site!!! Very popular in my world!

[im_wavin]

Yah!!! The Decepticons and I are totes superheroes!!!

[harlol]

soooo coooooool!!

[im_wavin]

A Cait Sith? there's more than one of you????

[im_wavin]

Isn't it!?!?!? We tries to help teh humanz here on earth when we can!

[deadlydoctor]

This is how you report a mission....?

[urbandev]

Yeah! I'm number 8!

[im_wavin]

Report?

[mayonaka_idol]

Oh! That sounds like Twitter from my world!

[deadlydoctor]

What was all that about, kitty?

[im_wavin]

Wow! that's a lot! There's only one me!

[im_wavin]

Twitter? Never heard of it but it sounds like fun!

[im_wavin]

I was updating my Yatter account!!!

[urbandev]

There's only one me, too!

[deadlydoctor]

What's Yatter?

[im_wavin]

Wha happened to the other 7???

[im_wavin]

Interweb blogging site!!!!

[urbandev]

Uuuuh, gosh, lemme think.

One wasn't sentient. Two got crushed. Three was reactivated as Four in the new chassis, uh, Five and Seven are deactivated, and I Six fell in a vat of acid stuff and got eaten!