[T][V] > Be present time Gamzee

[soporblooded]

hey what do you all know?
IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKIN DUCKS.
feels like it's all been a long time coming for this noise, and maybe it has.
I DON'T MOTHERFUCKIN KNOW SINCE THAT SHIT ISN'T EVEN IMPORTANT
what's important here is that we're in the now
WE'RE ALL UP TO MOTHERFUCKIN SPEED LIKE THE SPEED OF A BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA
all up and effecting the thinkpans of these motherfuckers

[ switches to video ==> the camera shows a nice table all set up. first thing you should notice is the nice arrangements of heads on top: Equius, Nepeta, Eridan and Feferi. Then one head belonging to Tavros on the ground. blood is just all over the place. A scrawl of purple across the front of the table reads "motherfuckin JURY"....

then gamzee brings the husktop around so the cam is facing him. ]

Just all sorts of motherfucking beautiful, isn't it? Took me all but two hours to get that shit done. Slicing those motherfuckin nubs off those bodies isn't easy, heh heh heh. Show time, motherfuckers.

[ then he sets the husktop down and walks off, honking to himself. ]

Comments

[unknownrival]

Beautiful is not how I would put it.

[little while later]

[soporblooded]

then there must be all something wrong
WITH YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN OCULAR ORBS.

[unknownrival]

Or there could be something wrong with you.

[soporblooded]

or maybe i can just be all like
MOTHERFUCKER SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THAT NOISE
i can't be all hearing that cold-hearted truth and honesty drivel all bouncing around in my motherfuckin ear's canal.
SUCH A DELICATE MOTHERFUCKIN FLOWER I ALL AM HAHAHA

no but really, man
THERE IS NOTHING AT ALL WRONG WITH MY MOTHERFUCKIN SELF.

[unknownrival]

What am I going to do about you...?

[soporblooded]

honk.
HONK.
honk.
HONKKKKK.

maybe
JUST MOTHERFUCKING MAYBE
you could be all moving along your nose to some other bro's business
AND MOTHERFUCKING STICK IN THERE.

[unknownrival]

I wouldn't be satisfied with that.

[soporblooded]

gotta say.
THAT I DON'T MOTHERFUCKIN GIVE ANY SHITS ABOUT YOUR SATISFACTION.
just do the gracious thing and take the advice all civil motherfuckin like.
AND FUCK OFF.
heh heh heh.

[unknownrival]

Don't think I'm done with you.

[deathfangirl]

gamzee!
thats not tasteful at all
what are you doing?

[soporblooded]

can't you all tell?
SETTING UP THE MOTHERFUCKIN JURY.
Shhh, sister, it's all about to be starting soon.
ORDER IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN COURT, MOTHERFUCKERS.
honk.

[deathfangirl]

i really think you should put those back where you found them
unless
are we having a corpse party?

[soporblooded]

heh heh heh.
SURE WHY THE MOTHERFUCK NOT?
we can be all getting this shindig started
WITH A FRESH MOTHERFUCKING TABLE OF BODYLESS MOTHERFUCKERS.

[quicktoreward]

[It takes a while for her to type. This guy reminds her of the person who wasn't at all disturbed that someone exploded (Feferi). And...was that her head... Damn.]

What are you doing?!

[soporblooded]

does a brother gotta be all spelling out this shit for a human?
THE MOTHERFUCKIN JURY NEEDS TO BE ARRANGED
for this moment in history for when a sister needs to be getting her ass culled for her crimes
OR SO THEY MOTHERFUCKIN CLAIM.
just got to be seeing all what pyrope has to present
THAT MOTHERFUCKIN IS
if she can, heh heh heh.

[dekillerqueen]

Hmm. Have you made a hobby out of murder?

[soporblooded]

it isn't at all no hobby, man.
IT'S A MOTHERFUCKIN CALLING IN MY MOTHERFUCKIN LIFE.
they all say everyone needs to be killed
SO I MOTHERFUCKIN GOT MY KILL ZEN ON AND DID IT
that's all there is to it.
BUT I CAN'T BE TAKING ALL THE MOTHERFUCKIN CREDIT HERE NOW CAN I?
i only got to be doing in the two motherfuckers on the left.

[dekillerqueen]

A compulsion, then?

[soporblooded]

hey, motherfucker.
IT'S MORE THAN A MOTHERFUCKING COMPELLING FORCE ALL THROWING MY WHACKED UP LIMBS INTO THE MOTHERFUCKING FRAY.
shit's all planned out
THERE'S A MOTHERFUCKING PURPOSE ALL UP IN THIS BITCH.

[dekillerqueen]

Your language seems to indicate otherwise.

[soporblooded]

so a brother goes a little wild with his fuckin words.
BUT THAT DON'T MOTHERFUCKIN MEAN NO THING, MAN.
just trust me.
WHEN I MOTHERFUCKIN SAY THAT I ALL HAD IT PLANNED THE FUCK OUT.
shit don't all concern you anyway so, what the fuck, motherfucker?

[dekillerqueen]

I can't say I have any appreciation at all for your form of treatment.

[starblaze]

... Why are you doing that?

[soporblooded]

because
I MOTHERFUCKIN WANT TO.
couldn't fit the heads all into the fuckin glass jars with them bodies
SO HERE THEY MOTHERFUCKIN ARE
just making themselves all useful and shit by accompanying me at this here jury set up
WATCHING THE MOTHERFUCKIN PAGES ALL UNFOLD IN FRONT OF US
and get our harshest of judgements on for the bitches that stand on trial.
WE'RE ALL DOING A GOOD MOTHERFUCKIN THING HERE, MOTHERFUCKERS.
honk.
HONK.
honk.

[starblaze]

What did they do to deserve that?

[soporblooded]

some things are just all better left
NOT MOTHERFUCKING MENTIONED.
it was just that bad.

[starblaze]

[the human part of her mindset is telling her this is wrong, so wrong. but she can't shake off that feeling of indifference lying beneath. death and murder shouldn't mean anything significant to her. her conflicting judgment only leaves her confused and unable to focus.]

... Their blood are of different colors. [it really almost is beautiful, how the splattered hues contrast with each other...]

[soporblooded]

no shit.
IT'S A COLLECTION OF THE FINEST SHITTIEST MOTHERFUCKIN GUTTERSTAINS THAT A MOTHERFUCKER CAN ALL COME ACROSS AROUND HERE.
>;o)

[starblaze]

... I can see that.

[sandinmyboots]

You've been busy, huh?

[Tavros...and the others. Fuckdammit, Scratch is winning.]

[soporblooded]

can't be all sitting on my ass when a brother's channeling the harshest whimsies up in here.
LOTS TO BE ALL MOTHERFUCKIN GETTING MY BUSY ON ABOUT HERE.

[sandinmyboots]

So, who's the jury for?

[soporblooded]

trial is all currently in session.
FOR ONE VRISKA MOTHERFUCKIN SERKET.

[sandinmyboots]

...can't argue with that.

When you're done, what next?

[screwloose]

Good lord, that's disturbing even to me. What are you even doing?

[soporblooded]

take a good long motherfuckin gander here.
AND YOU MOTHERFUCKIN TELL ME.
what's it all look like to you?

[screwloose]

Looks like you've decapitated several of your friends and are arranging their heads decoratively.

[soporblooded]

hey let's all give the motherfucker a grub cookie.
IT IS WHAT IT MOTHERFUCKIN IS.
doesn't get any more simple than that noise, motherfucker.

[screwloose]

I'd ask you why you would do something like that, but my experience with insanity is great enough that I know there's no point. You might want to have a little lie-down.

[masked_god]

Pleasant.

[soporblooded]

isn't it just.

[masked_god]

Is there any particular reason they're dead?

[soporblooded]

i can only be getting my motherfuckin hypotheses on about what the fuck happened to three of the five mothefuckers.
BUT THEY ALL GOT WHAT THEY MOTHERFUCKIN HAD COMING FOR THEM.
honk.

[masked_god]

And you have the right to judge that because...?

[embersandashes]

[oh god headless people brb trying not to hyperventilate]

[soporblooded]

[adjusting them all whistling a motherfuckin tune to his motherfucking self yup.]