screwloose: (Fuck My Life)
screwloose ([personal profile] screwloose) wrote in [community profile] dramadramaduck2012-02-04 07:32 pm

[Video]

[The view opens on Stein, Sherry, and William Birkin standing outside of Stein's house, looking up at its grey, silent bulk. The moon is high overhead, grinning bloodily down at them and laughing quietly.]

[Stein is on his cellphone]


Yes, excuse me, do you do emergency calls? We need an exterminator, immediately.

[Pause]

Ah, slightly larger than a cockroach. Do you charge by the size of the house or the size of the insect?

[Strangely, Birkin is also on his cellphone]

Hi there, any chance you guys have any vacancies fooooor... Tonight? For maybe the next... Week or so?

[Pause]

Yeah, no, I know it's short notice. But- Lady, don't you tell me to "Calm down, sir" you don't know what I've been through tonight.

[And Sherry is also on her cellphone]

Hi, um, I have to cancel you coming over tomorrow, I'm sorry. My dads messed up the whole house, you know how it - okay, sorry about this.

[Pause]

Okay, I'll see you at school.
vinodejerez: (Conversational)

[personal profile] vinodejerez 2012-02-05 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"Look at me, I can exist and read a public post. I can make a blank comment. I'm so cool."
vinodejerez: (Conversational)

[personal profile] vinodejerez 2012-02-05 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
You also know my name.
docfoul: (I am an excellent host.)

[personal profile] docfoul 2012-02-05 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Very well. As I said, my comment was not for her anyway.
docfoul: (This is me giving a fuck.)

[personal profile] docfoul 2012-02-06 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately, we do.
docfoul: (Do keep telling me what I already know.)

[personal profile] docfoul 2012-02-06 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I only ask you to reconsider what you're doing, before your next experiment has even more nefarious consequences.
touchofgenius: (And I'll kill a man if I must.)

[personal profile] touchofgenius 2012-02-07 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
You threaten him one more time, and I am ripping that cueball off your miserable little shoulders.
docfoul: (I have been expecting you.)

[personal profile] docfoul 2012-02-07 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you implying that was a threat?
touchofgenius: (Put that away kthxbai)

[personal profile] touchofgenius 2012-02-08 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Well it sure as hell wasn't a "Good luck, be safe".
touchofgenius: (Hmph)

[personal profile] touchofgenius 2012-02-05 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Back. The fuck. Off.
docfoul: (I am classy as fuck.)

[personal profile] docfoul 2012-02-05 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I already have.
touchofgenius: (Oh shut the fuck up)

Third time's the charm

[personal profile] touchofgenius 2012-02-05 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Well then you better back up a little fucking farther then before we have some kind of a problem.
docfoul: (Looooom)

[personal profile] docfoul 2012-02-05 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
All right.
But I don't think I'm the one endangering children here.
touchofgenius: (Nailbiting)

[personal profile] touchofgenius 2012-02-05 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck you you're not!
sandinmyboots: (ah ah ah)

[personal profile] sandinmyboots 2012-02-06 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Says the guy inciting multiple homicides out of twelve year olds.
sandinmyboots: (LOITKEFKA)

[personal profile] sandinmyboots 2012-02-06 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I see you yapping round comm with my sburb in your van

and I go

fuck y~ou~