[Video]

[screwloose]

[The view opens on Stein, Sherry, and William Birkin standing outside of Stein's house, looking up at its grey, silent bulk. The moon is high overhead, grinning bloodily down at them and laughing quietly.]

[Stein is on his cellphone]

Yes, excuse me, do you do emergency calls? We need an exterminator, immediately.

[Pause]

Ah, slightly larger than a cockroach. Do you charge by the size of the house or the size of the insect?

[Strangely, Birkin is also on his cellphone]

Hi there, any chance you guys have any vacancies fooooor... Tonight? For maybe the next... Week or so?

[Pause]

Yeah, no, I know it's short notice. But- Lady, don't you tell me to "Calm down, sir" you don't know what I've been through tonight.

[And Sherry is also on her cellphone]

Hi, um, I have to cancel you coming over tomorrow, I'm sorry. My dads messed up the whole house, you know how it - okay, sorry about this.

[Pause]

Okay, I'll see you at school.

Comments

[vinodejerez]

"Look at me, I can exist and read a public post. I can make a blank comment. I'm so cool."

[docfoul]

Sherry.

[vinodejerez]

You also know my name.

[screwloose]

Leave her alone, if you don't mind.

[docfoul]

Very well. As I said, my comment was not for her anyway.

[screwloose]

Then we don't have a problem.

[docfoul]

Unfortunately, we do.

[screwloose]

Are you still trying to warn me off of helping the trolls? I thought we established that I don't particularly care about your opinion in this area.

[docfoul]

I only ask you to reconsider what you're doing, before your next experiment has even more nefarious consequences.

[touchofgenius]

You threaten him one more time, and I am ripping that cueball off your miserable little shoulders.

[docfoul]

Are you implying that was a threat?

[touchofgenius]

Well it sure as hell wasn't a "Good luck, be safe".

[screwloose]

I'll be careful, mother.

[touchofgenius]

Back. The fuck. Off.

[docfoul]

I already have.

Third time's the charm

[touchofgenius]

Well then you better back up a little fucking farther then before we have some kind of a problem.

[docfoul]

All right.
But I don't think I'm the one endangering children here.

[touchofgenius]

Fuck you you're not!

[sandinmyboots]

Says the guy inciting multiple homicides out of twelve year olds.

[docfoul]

[sandinmyboots]

I see you yapping round comm with my sburb in your van

and I go

fuck y~ou~