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[sosbrigade]

!!! ATTENTION DRAMADRAMADUCK !!!

It has come to my attention that this place has absolutely no leader that anyone's aware of. None. This is a completely unorganized mess. Total anarchy! No team to enforce rules -- because we have absolutely no rules at all! I could go kidnap someone from another world and kick their timeline in the face and nobody can do diddly squat about it because I'm not breaking any rules.

SO. WE NEED TO VOTE ON A LEADER -- and also people we can put in charge of various things like worldhop regulation for when someone kills a ton of people and hides out in someone elses moon. We need a list of people with those capabilities. And we need an official welcome committee that lists said rules and proves it's actually real to everyone coming in so nobody's going completely clueless in denial for a week.

Let's establish some basic ground rules and have a person we can trust to enforce this. We'll vote on the leader and important positions. For this post we need actual nominees so comment below.

Candidates:
For DDD President*
- Haruhi Suzumiya
- Azula
- Doc Scratch
- Eames
- Gellert Grindelwald
- Karen Minazuki
- Kefka
- Scrooge McDuck
- Shelly de Killer
- A vampire

For DDD Police Chief
- Yuri Nakamura

For DDD Mascot
- Ravage
- Issei Ryudo

For DDD Science Committee
- Dr. Franken Stein
- Dr. Jane Foster

I'm only there in case everyone else is too chicken. We'd be better of with someone with experience or trustworthiness or wicked laser beams. Yuri already has a team put together we can mobilize into a force so you need to step up your game if you want a shot at Police Chief.

*Leader title pending.

Comments

[tenminutes]

Pass.

[sandinmyboots]

I vote myself for leader. I'm experienced, trustworthy, and I employ wicked laser beams.

[sosbrigade]

What!? Why?

[sosbrigade]

Okay! What's your name, creepy alien clown?

[tenminutes]

We're a rebel group, not a police force and I'm guilty of trying to kick peoples' timelines in the face. We'd be the worst police force around.

Besides, I'm not going to use my guys to do whatever someone else says.

[sosbrigade]

That one probably needed a kick.

So nominate yourself for leader instead!

[sandinmyboots]

I'm Kefka! And I'm not a clown or an alien, I'm a god!

[sosbrigade]

Oh~ho! A god of what?

[tenminutes]

I'm fine with kicking anyone's except like.. Scratch's. He gets all grumpy when he thinks he won't be omniscient anymore.

I'm already a self-declared leader against following rules.

[sandinmyboots]

Of magic!

[sosbrigade]

Scratch is such a super-villain name.

Ugh. But fine I guess you can be the rebel forces acting independently from the government. Like Black Knights! Your character would get all screwed up.

[sosbrigade]

All magic or specific magic?

[sandinmyboots]

He is a super villain! He's trying to get a bunch of pre-teens to kill each other so he can summon a demon to eat them which helps him not die until the universe ends.

[tenminutes]

Why is this the first I'm hearing about this?

[sandinmyboots]

Magic specific to my world, alas. However, that comes with god-like knowledge, the superpowers, a small army of loyal subjects and a snazzy house!

[oceanicbutterfly]

[What no.]

[oceanicbutterfly]

I, Karen Minazuki, hereby announce my candidacy for the position of DDD President.

[tenminutes]

Doc Scratch and it does kind of sound like that.

Just so you know, if we rebel against anything your government does it's nothing personal.

[sandinmyboots]

Because he never mentions it. All that not-lying he's doing is all lies of ommission.

Here, look at this. scratch.jpg I reveal this and Scratch reacts by trying to kill a ten year old friend of mine.

I can go find more if you want.

[sandinmyboots]

What's that look for?

[oceanicbutterfly]

What look?

[sandinmyboots]

The look you just gave me! Like I'm a slug you stepped on!

[originaldragoon]

Do you honestly think something like this would hold in a place like this?

[oceanicbutterfly]

Oh, that.

[sosbrigade]

WOAH. Awesome!